Review: Fun Factory G2 Patchy Paul

Thanks to the fantastic guys at Vibrator.com I was sent Fun Factory’s G2 Patchy Paul an easy to use, brightly coloured, powerful, very quiet and definitely fun vibrator.

The G2 Patchy Paul is made of a very soft, supple and flexible medical grade silicone making him non-toxic, hypo allergenic, hygienic and wonderfully phthalate free.

As for the size, Patchy Paul is 6.25 inches long with his body tapering from 1.25 inches thick at the top to 1.75 inches thick at the bottom. That said, for those of you that think he may be too big remember, you only need to insert what you are personally comfortable with. Toy’s are meant to be fun, not hurt.

In my opinion, what makes Paul so special are 3 things;

1) As you can see, along his body are varying indentations which gradually increase stimulation during insertion.

2.)The top of the shaft is curved to not only offer great g-spot stimulation (or as you have a good grip and don’t let go, your prostate), but for those of you who like clitoral stimulation you can hold it comfortably and directly stimulate the clitoris.

3.)The ergonomically designed control with it’s comfortable angle, makes it much easier to adjust then a traditional dial controlled vibrator. Rather then having to reach down and around in an uncomfortable position you can just reach straight down and adjust it to your liking.

As for the vibration, like most traditional vibes there is only one dial with varying speeds. So if you are someone who likes the options of pulsing and throbbing this may not be the vibe for you. But if you prefer a steady powerful vibe that’s very quite this is definitely one you will like.

Operating Patchy Paul is actually very easy, you just simply turn the dial to the preferred speed and you’re good to go. In regard to the batteries it requires 2 AA that can be easily inserted.

As for cleaning because its made of medical grade silicone it’s not going to absorb any odours or bacteria so you can just wash it with mild soap and water, rinse it well, then let it air dry.

In regard to the negative aspects of the G2 Patchy Paul, the only thing I wasn’t too keen on was the type of design they used – a caterpillar – especially considering that I don’t personally know anyone who wants to have sex with a caterpillar ~ except the strung out one from Alice In Wonderland…but that’s on a bad day 😉

That said, for those of you that like to have a toy that is esthetically pleasing, Patchy Paul may not be for you. Fortunately Fun Factory makes wonderful, fun, brightly coloured and inventive toys (I have honestly loved them since I first saw them years ago)so I don’t think it will be too hard to find one that you would like.

Anybody who is looking to purchase the Fun Factory G2 Patchy Paul or to find the other products that Fun Factory makes may I suggest looking through either Vibrator.com or my personal online Sex Ed 102 Store

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