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All Of The Rainbow Sex Toys You Need To Know About

When I first started in this industry 12 years ago there were little to no rainbow sex toys to be found. Sure, what was available was pretty, but they were made of toxic jelly materials and weren’t anything I’d touch with a ten foot pole, let alone stick in my bits. Fortunately times have changed and manufacturers are seeing there’s a market for these beauties. A thing that makes me happy beyond words. Granted, it could be due to corporate greed, but I don’t really care. The world needs more rainbow sex toys. Period.

On that note, with Pride Month in full effect my city has been infused with color like I’ve never seen before. From banks to fast food chains, crosswalks to libraries, even the CN tower, everywhere I look, I see RAINBOWS! 🌈😍

Not that I’m complaining. I actually wish this was a regular occurrence rather than something reserved for one acceptance and love filled month of the year. But it’s not. So, while they’re here I’m going to take in as many rainbow sightings as I can… for those of you like me, needing a few more shades of fun in your life, here’s an extensive collection of all the rainbow sex toys I found floating around on the internets.

FROM DILDOS TO BUTT PLUGS AND EVERYTHING IN BETWEEN!

BS Atelier Pride Rainbow Dildos: $50 – $90

If there were ever a set of dildos that reminded me of Pink Floyds ‘Dark Side Of The Moon‘, the Pride Rainbow versions from BS Atelier would be first on the list.

Crafted by hand in Madrid, Spain, each of the dildos in the Pride Collection is unique, sporting sleek black shafts, curved bodies for g-spot stimulation, and rounded bases perfect for strap-on or anal play. Like Kusama and Amor (dildos mentioned in the post below), the stripes are defined with little to no bleeding, and contain all the shades you’d hope to find in a ‘traditional’ rainbow.

Whether you’re a fan the legendary rock band, or just someone who prefers a modern design, these sophisticated beauties are a must for anyone wanting a hint of a rainbow, without going overboard.

Newly added to their roster as part of the 2016 collection are the stunning ‘Alex’ dildo available in blue, grey, and pink, and the ‘Bingo’ butt plug in blue or pink, (all pictured below).

I WANT THEM ALL.

Pride Dildo LGBT+ by Geeky Sex Toys +$69

This years new kid on the block is the Pride Dildo LGBT+ collection by Geeky Sex Toys.

Although it may not look as ‘finished’ as others on the page, the gently curved body should not be overlooked.

Size wise, the overall circumference of 4.3 inches provides a nice sense of fullness, while the 6.5 inch shaft and medium firmness make insertion and thrusting both pleasurable and comfortable. The supple silicone is 100% body safe and won’t absorb bodily fluids, lube, or bacteria, making clean up a breeze. And the heart shaped base is not only adorable, it’s totally functional; use it in a harness for strap-on play, suction it to a surface for hands free action, grip it by hand for manual use (on yourself or a partner), or use the dildo for butt stuff without fear. No matter what you decide it’s sure to bring hours of pleasure. What more could you ask for?

As for the coloring, the lines aren’t clearly defined. Instead they blend from one to the next creating a gentle ombre affect. Although this leaves the perfectionist in me wanting, I do love that it makes each one unique.

On that note, the creators offer 5 options for coloring; there’s a a pink/white/blue version for those identifying as transgender. Pink, purple and blue for bisexuals. Graduated pink, white, and red for lesbians. A gorgeous traditional rainbow. And for those that want more specific coloring, they even offer a ‘something else’ where you can pick your own shade.

Everything considered this beautiful and brightly colored rainbow sex toy is a definite must have. Love is love.

Babes ‘N Horny Kusama: £80

Okay, so it’s not your typical red, orange, yellow, green, blue etc rainbow, but it’s close, and that’s good enough for me.

Like the Amor (mentioned below), Kusamas hand-poured stripes stand apart, bright and bold, with no bleeding or fading into the next. It’s playful, stunning, and certainly eye catching.

The dildo is pliant with a decent amount of squish and give so insertion is easy. It also has a lovely matte texture that’s smooth and velvety to the touch. Finally, it boasts a flared base for strap-on or anal use. Did I mention that the girth is damn near perfect? ‘Cause it is.

Curious? Check my Kusama review.

Rainbow Unicorn Horn: $43 – $120

According to legend, Unicorns are a perfect combination of ‘male’ and ‘female’ energies, rich in the symbolism of opposites, reflecting an archetypal primal energy at play in our own lives.

Okay, I’ll admit that sounds a little hokey. But that doesn’t mean these stunning rainbow unicorn horn dildos from Split Peaches wouldn’t be a worthy addition to anyone’s collection, regardless of gender.

Unlike the previous two dildos, you’re not going to find straight cut edges or a defined rainbow. Instead, you’ll a lovely subtle flow from one color to the next, with a gradual fading. Considering each of these beauties is hand poured in the U.S. it’s only to be expected, and part of what makes them so unique.

Whether you prefer a toy that’s big and commanding or small and unintrusive, the dildos come in three different sizes; small, medium, and large. Taking it a step further, they even offer varying degrees of firmness; standard firm, medium squish, or super squish. No matter your wants and needs there’s something for everyone.

Adding to the collection are the new neon rainbow unicorn horn dildos. They’re exact replicas of the originals, the only difference being absolutely stunning bright vivid shading. While I’m a traditionalist at heart, I can’t get over how ridiculously cool these look.

Of course rainbow offerings aren’t limited to unicorn horns; inspired by the steaming hot riveted steel boiler plates found in the industrial furnace, their newest edition, ‘The Rivetor‘ (pictured left), is the first in a line of steampunk sex toys.

The curved shaft and studded head provide serious g-spot stimulation, while the flared base makes it excellent for anal play or use in a harness. My suggestion, rather than thrusting, try twirling it while inserted… with enough lube I’m sure the texturing would feel amazing.

Ra inbow Colour Pleasures & Official Pride Dildo $40 – $50

When it comes to rainbow dildos that’s are a little more ‘realistic’ you’ll definitely want to check out the new Color Pleasures rainbow dildo by NS Novelties. They’re truly breathtaking!

Since 2011 the Fun Factory Rainbow Amor (mentioned last in this post) has been my ultimate favorite rainbow dildo for a very specific reason: the colouring found on the shaft is clean cut, with precise definition, offering no bleeding from one shade to the next. Basically, it makes the perfectionist in me ridiculously happy. Unfortunately the Amor is no more – as in, it’s no longer being manufactured… THE HORROR. Thankfully there’s all the beauties in this collection to take it’s place in my heart.

Granted the design is completely different from the Amor, but that doesn’t mean it’s not as good; the medical grade silicone is velvety soft to the touch yet firm enough for effortless penetration, it’s easy to care for and clean, has a suction cup base so you can use it on any surface, and for those that like options – it comes in large and small.

Official Pride Dildo

Or, for those that prefer something without balls… there’s the official ‘Pride dildo’ (pictured right). It’s just as colorful as the original, has a tapered shaft for easier insertion, isn’t quite as thick, and has little bumpy detailing near the base. The details probably won’t make much of a difference sensations wise, but the lack of balls does allow more length to play with. Either way, if you love rainbows and realistic dildos, it’s one you’ll want to add to your collection.

Rainbow Wave Dildo

If you like the coloring of the Pride Colors dildos, want to stick with the line, but don’t like the realistic versions, there’s the new Rainbow Wave Dildo that just came out this year (pictured left). Although I love the other versions, I think this might just be my favorite.

The sleek shaft is non-detailed, with a slightly swollen tip designed for stimulating both the g-spot and p-spot. A wide circular base allows the dildo to be used as a strap-on with harness systems, while also acting as suction cup that can be pressed securely on walls, windows, counter-tops, and more. As with the others, the coloring is absolute perfection with each of the shades being as bright and pigmented.

All of the dildos in the collection are created from 100% body safe silicone, making them hypo allergenic, hygienic, non-toxic, and phthalate and latex free. Honestly, what more could you ask for?

Rainbow Harnesses $25 – $70

Inclusion Harness

Not only does the Inclusion Harness look amazing, it’s also well made, supportive, hand sewn and vegan!

More than that, proceeds go to help create queer and trans friendly environments in schools across rural Ontario. For those not in the know, the Ontario Ministry of Education changed the health curriculum in 2018 to remove all queer and trans topics. While some may not care about this, it’s my belief that inclusion of all genders and peoples creates a safer environment for everyone. To read more about the creators efforts to help make positive strides check out their interview with Vice.

As for the specifics, this stunning rainbow harness is made out of comfortable and supportive polypropylene webbing. Metal snaps allow the O ring to be easily replaced with something smaller or larger so you can play with any toy. The buckles are the same ones used on backpacks to tighten shoulder straps, and because of that, users can adjust them to fit any body type. On that note, the inclusion harness comes in two different sizes, with the measurements based on a hip circumference. If somebody needed a size that was bigger, the creator could easily make one (for custom orders check them out on Etsy).

Unlike the Power Drive Harness mentioned below, the back end is open allowing for easy butt play, further stabilization, and comfort. As if all that wasn’t enough, the creator worked with a friend who’s a physiotherapist so that the straps would be easier to grab for somebody with mobility issues and lost muscle tone.

Everything considered, if you’re going to buy a harness I highly suggest investing in this one.

Rainbow Power Drive Strap-On with Harness

Aside from a bewitchingly bright, super soft and extra comfy elastic harness, this strap-on set includes a sleek silicone dildo in all the colors of the rainbow.

Pegging aside, the Power Drive is a perfect addition for any kind of strap-on play. The harness is stretchy and elastic, fitting most. Having said that, the descriptions I’ve found all say it’s adjustable however I can’t see how to alter it. Maybe I’m missing something.

Regardless, both the front padding and straps are interchangeable with other harnesses and dildos so you can happily explore with any toy you’d like.

Granted there are a couple things I don’t like about this harness; although the back strap looks great on the manequin, there’s a very likely chance during use it would ride into your ass crack and cause chafing. Not cute. Not fun. Definitely not hygeinic. On that note, because there are only 3 elastic straps I don’t see it being very supportive. If you’re looking for stability, comfort, and quality, go for the Inclusion Harness mentioned above.

With regard to the dildo, the shaft measures 6.5 inches and is just the right girth to stimulate without overwhelming beginner users. Slight veining provides the subtlest of sensations, while the wide base means you can go deep with no worries. It’s easily changed with any compatible harness system. As for coloring, they went traditional, no neon brights here. Just all the shades you’d expect with perfectly cut lines.

Abstract Rainbow Dildos: $24 – $55

As a fan of abstract design (and discreet sex toys), I can’t help but love the Rainbow Knob Job dildo. The super fun colorful shaft is on point, pleasing the perfectionist in me. The tapered and bumpy head, ribbed contoured shaft, and 8.5 inches in length leave me curious about the sensations it would provide.

Like the Rainbow Beads dildo below, I don’t advise using it anally as it might be hard to remove. Save yourself the trouble and potential embarrassment and stick to vaginal play. For those that want something they can use for but play I’ve included a bunch of rainbow butt toys that are totally safe for use in the next section.

Rainbow Beads Dildo

Even more discreet is the bright and playful Rainbow Beads dildo (pictured right).

Measuring 7 inches in length, the shaft sports 7 ribs offering continual stimulation with each thrust. Like most of my other fave rainbow sex toys, the bright neon coloring is perfect. Not that it has any impact on the way the toy feels, but visually it’s quite superb.

Having said that, the description on Amazon contains the words “Anal Plug”, something I highly disagree with. Unfortunately there’s no base to stop it from potentially venturing inward and getting stuck. Sure, the rounded bumps might provide some tension, but in my opinion it’s just not worth the risk. In a nutshell, play all you want vaginally, just don’t stuff it in yer butt.

Avant Pride P1 Freedom Dildo

Hand sculpted to be sleek and modern, the Avant Pride P1 Freedom dildo by Blush Novelties (pictured bottom left) is lovingly crafted in small batches and made of body safe platinum cured silicone making it hypoallergenic, hygienic, non-toxic, latex/phthalate free, and totally body safe.

Measuring 6 inches in total length, with 5.25 of that being fully insertable, the P1 Freedom dildo is harness compatible and features a deep, strong suction cup base. Lovers of g-spot and p-spot play will likely find this a perfect addition to their bedroom play.

Rainbow Butt Toys: $25 – $76

Have a penchant for sticking things in your butt? Look no further than these fantastically fun creations.

Pride Butt Plug LGBT+ by Geeky Sex Toys

My current favorite rainbow butt plug is made by Geeky Sex Toys, a company crafting some of the coolest, most nerdy, creative toys I’ve seen in a long time. They’ve got toys based on Super Heroes, GOT, Star Wars, Doctor Who and more. Seriously, go check them out. They’re awesome.

As for their pride selection, they’ve got the rainbow dildos mentioned above as well as coordinating butt plugs. The tapered end makes insertion easy and comfortable, while the supple but firm silicone provides some squish and give. The colors are bright and pigmented gently bleeding from one shade to the next. Although I prefer clean cut lines the gradual shifting of shades creates a lovely ombre effect. The piece de resistance with this beauty is the heart shaped flared base; it’s both purposeful and absolutely adorable.

Besides a traditional pride rainbow, the creators offer a selection of options for coloring; there’s a a pink/white/blue version for those identifying as transgender. Pink, purple and blue for bisexuals. Graduated pink, white, and red for lesbians. And for those that want more specific coloring, they even offer a ‘something else’ where you can pick your own shade.

Triple Play Butt Plug

The Triple Play Butt Plug (pictured left) is a stunning tush toy that allows the user to go from gentle to intense during anal play. The smooth contoured shape easily slips in without any discomfort, staying put with a minimal amount of effort. Like many of the goodies in this post the coloring is perfect, featuring the traditional shades found in a rainbow. Just keep in mind it’s made of TPR so you’re going to want to use a good water based lube and make sure to clean it thoroughly between uses.

Bobo Butt Plug by BS Atelier

If you’d prefer something a little less overwhelming but just as pretty, the BS Atelier ‘Bobo’ butt plug (pictured left) is where it’s at. Smooth to the touch, flexible but firm, and crafted out of 100% medical grade body safe silicone, Bobo is the perfect mix of butt plug meets anal beads. Measuring 5″ in total length with 4.1″ of it being fully insertable, the plug is neither too large for a beginner, nor too small for someone more advanced. Like all BS Atelier plugs, the flared base allows you to use it without fear of it getting lost, and the graduated rounded beads offer a uniquely thrilling sensation.

Everything considered, the Bobo Rainbow Silicone Butt Plug is a perfect specimen. That said, because they hand pour toys there’s a chance the colors and patterns may vary slightly from their photos. Don’t worry though, even with minor differences they’re all absolutely breathtaking.

Tantus Asteroid

With neon popping tones of lime green, fluorescent orange, and opaque fuschia, the Tantus Asteroid looks like the start of a rainbow, one that forgot what followed, but in the most perfect of ways.

Unlike the clean cut lines found on Kusama, Amor, and the entire collection of Rainbow Colors Pride dildos, Tantus’ version is much less dramatic with the trio of shades gently fading into the next creating a much softer effect. They’re simple and that’s part of their charm. The plug is supple with decent squish and give and has a flared base for safe butt play. It also suctions to most surfaces. The tapered shape allows it to enter easily, providing a full sensation once completely inserted. Personally I’d suggest something more like the Perfect Plug Kit for beginners to butt play, but for those more experienced this is a must have.

Colours Pride Edition Rainbow Pleasure Plug – Silicone Suction Cup Butt Plug

Last but not least is the Colours Pride Edition Rainbow Pleasure Plug. Out of all the other options this is the most basic, but that isn’t a bad thing.

The long and slim tapered body makes insertion a breeze, the flared base is perfect for any kind of play, the 100% medical grade silicone is body safe, matte, and supple, and with 3 sizes to choose from there’s something for everyone.

With regard to the colors, each shade is highly pigmented with little to no shifting from one to the next. Personally I think it’s damn near perfect. But that’s just me.

Rainbows in my ass? Yasss please!

Rainbow Tail Plugs – $32 – $55

Speaking of butt toys, I found these oh-so-fun rainbow tail plugs that take it to the next level.

Sure, you can find real fur ones online, but as someone that doesn’t like the idea of having part of a dead animal hanging from my ass cheeks I’ve opted for the less cruel faux fur option.

Crafted out of body safe silicone, each plug offers a tapered tip that slides into place with ease, eliminating discomfort or the worry of product toxicity.

Whether you’re into pony play, cosplay, have a unicorn fetish, are a Brony, or simply like to try new things, these rainbow tail plugs are absolutely perfect for whatever your little heart desires. Personally I love the fluffy version since it’s true to typical ‘rainbow’ color order. The unicorn version isn’t a bad option if you’re not as picky as I am.

Rainbow Cock Ring: $27

Do you have a penis? Are insertables not quite your thing? Looking for something that will help you maintain an erection while also potentially giving you a stronger orgasm? Do you love rainbows? If you answered yes to most of those questions then this rainbow cock ring by Rascal Toys might be right up your alley.

With an inside diameter measuring 1.7 inches, this super comfy cock ring is made of soft touch silicone and features a wide band helping it to stay exactly where you put it. Although it may look rigid and potentially tight, there’s a decent amount of squish and give allowing it to stretch 3x it’s natural size fitting most penises without a struggle. Whether you want to wear it around just the shaft or the cock and balls, this ring is perfect for advcanced users and those curious about trying something new.

Design wise, the thick stripes are clean cut with no bleeding from one shade to the next. If I had a dick this would definitely be in my bedside drawer.

The Rainbow Amor Dildo: $65

*sadly rainbow Amor is no longer available. But I highly suggest the Colors Rainbow Pride dildos or anything by BS Atelier in its place.

Looking over this page makes me really happy, it shows how far sex toy designs have come aesthetically. Having said that, I think we really owe it to the OG of rainbow sex toys – the Rainbow Amor. Before Amor came along the vast majority of dildos were pink, shades of ‘skin tone’, or something bland and ordinary. Now we have a plethora of options to choose from and I’m forever grateful.

This stunning little number has been a favorite of mine since I laid eyes on it back in 2011. I coveted it. Begged for it. Almost going so far as to offer up my first born just to get the chance to review it (I hoard sex toys, what can I say). Fortunately things didn’t get that extreme and before I knew it, I had it in my hot little hands.

From start to finish this dildo is everything I could ask for. There’s no bleeding of shades from one to the next. It’s crafted from body safe silicone (Fun Factory, thank you for making this!). It’s the perfect size for me. AND it has every color perfectly distributed just like a real rainbow should.

FYI, it’s one of the only toys that’s been in my bedside drawer 12 years straight. For someone that literally owns bins of sex toys, that counts for something.

Here’s my review of the rainbow amor dildo, just in case you had any questions.

Miscellaneous Rainbow Goodness!

Of course dildos, butt plugs, and tongue rings aren’t the only rainbow clad goodies available…

For those with a Unicorn fetish, the rainbow horn dildos by Split Peaches aren’t your only option. If you really want to commit, take it all the way and snag yourself a rainbow unicorn mask (pictured below). There’s a few to choose from, it’s just a matter of whether you want to go legit hardcore unicorn or the adorable unicorn route. And, if you’re gonna go that far you might as well buy a rainbow wig + tail set and call it a day. Though personally, I’d prefer a rainbow cat tail and some fluffy rainbow ears to match.

If burlesque, playing dress up with rainbows, role playing, or running around half naked is more your thing, there’s tons of fun stuff like rainbow pasties, rainbow wigs, sparkly rainbow rhinestone pasties, rainbow tutu’s, stockings, a one piece rainbow body suit, and cock socks to search through.

Or, if you’re the creative type why not try your hand at some body art with a rainbow liquid latex paint kit (always make sure there’s no latex allergies before using). Regardless of what you’re specifically looking for I’m pretty sure you can find it if you know where to look.

For other fun stuff check out my growing collection of #FunFindFriday posts. I also have a #WTFWednesday section, though that just might freak you out.

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#FunFindFriday: Introducing Bound by SheVibe/Vibeology

#FunFindFriday, SheVibe, Tantus Inc

If you’re not in the habit of checking the sex toy scene on a regular basis you probably haven’t seen the badass new dildo that just popped up, it’s unbelievable… both in detail and design. Oh, and fyi, it’s the byproduct of two of my absolute most favourite companies ever.

This is a BIG DEAL!

Without further ado, let me introduce you to Bound by Vibeology, designed by the Superhero retailers over at Shevibe, manufactured and distributed by one of the worlds leading silicone toy companies, Tantus. That right there just screams quality!

Now I’m sure a lot of you are reading this and wondering, ‘with millions of dildos on the market, what makes this toy so special?’

Rather than answering the question myself I went right to the source, asking the good folks at SheVibe if they’d answer a bunch of questions about Vibeology, Bound, the process of getting the toy made, amongst other things, and they very graciously obliged.

1.) Why did you create Vibeology?

We always knew we would reach beyond just being SheVibe (although that has been an incredible gift). We knew we wanted to have a design presence and Vibeology seemed like a great name to encompass many different projects and ideas. So we trademarked it a few years ago and here we are.

The future of Vibeology may very well involve design services outside of the adult industry. Our offices are always overflowing with ideas. Vibeology is another outlet for that creativity.

2.) How did the collaboration between SheVibe and Tantus come about?

This is actually a longish story, but the short version is that we set out to make something happen for someone else – when that person turned out to be a total flake, we took the opportunity to capitalize on our design talents with the connections we had made. Tantus was always our first choice (cuz obviously). We called them up and asked if we could pay them a visit to show them some designs. They graciously accepted and we literally flew across the country just for the weekend! SheVibe and Tantus connected immediately and we settled on some designs to get the ball rolling.

The opportunity to work with a legendary manufacturer has been amazing, but more than that, the friendship we have forged with Metis and Mike is something everyone at SheVibe is thankful for.

3.) What makes the Vibeology products/Bound different from others on the market?

With Bound in particular it’s texture & detail. Tantus is the best silicone in the industry, hands down. This means SheVibe’s designs are brought to life in 100% Ultra-Premium Tantus Silicone. You’re getting original designs that create unique sensations in the industry’s highest quality and safest materials.

Additionally, it’s no secret that Tantus is utilizing cutting edge technology including 3D rendering to create these intricate pieces. I don’t think there is another premium silicone piece on the market with as much detail as the Bound.

Tantus and SheVibe are committed to maintaining quality, creativity and unique design in all future Vibeology pieces.

4.) Bound looks amazingly detailed, what was the process/how long did it take to craft, how did you choose that design?

We were actually inspired by the Tantus Harness line and created a dildo design to go with each harness (stay tuned). The Bound was the companion to the Nevada Harness. The look was so compelling, we knew we loved it and were so happy when Metis did too. The concept sketch that Alex created was assigned specific dimensions and measurements before going to our super talented 3D modeler.

Once the 3D artist has perfected the design virtually, it goes to the 3D printer which produces a plastic model from which a mold is produced. From there, it’s a matter of making sure the mold is conducive for extracting a silicone piece without flaws. From concept inception to design to prototype production, about 100 man hours are expended. It’s quite an intricate and exhaustive process!

5.) What can we look forward to in the future from Vibeology?

Having access to the team of people that we do, there will be many more creative designs making their debut. A half dozen products are in the pipeline and dozens more have been conceptualized. You can expect toys that are visually impressive enough to collect and, of course, pleasurably effective.

Big thanks to Sandra (the Queen B over at SheVibe) for taking the time out of her busy schedule, just another reason I love SheVibe so much!

Wanna be the first to know when new products come out? Of course you do! Make sure to follow Vibeology on Twitter and Facebook, and SheVibe on twitter and Facebook.

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#FunFindFriday: 101 Vagina Book Project

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I’m about to say some things about vaginas/vulvas that you’re not going to like. Consider this your fair warning, and my preemptive apology.

Vulvas are ugly. Vaginas too. They’re hideous, foul, repulsive, and embarrassing. All that extra skin just flapping around, serving no real function. The whole kit and caboodle is just disgusting, both to look at and deal with. Don’t even get me started on vaginal wetness, making everything slick, slimy, and sloppy. Especially when menstruation is involved, it’s like someone went to town with a hatchet. And that wiry mound of hair, it’s obscene. Any person that thinks a pile of wrinkled protruding skin is anything but icky clearly has something wrong with them. Vaginas/vulvas are gross. End of story. Yuck. I wish I didn’t have one, my life would be so much easier without it.

Contrary to your assumptions those aren’t my thoughts or the way I feel. Instead, what you just read is a mish mash of the messages I’ve received over the last 7 years from readers who’ve hated their genitals for one reason or another.

It’s sad, disheartening, and depressing.

Having said that, I’m sure many of you have felt something similar at some point. Maybe you’ve contemplated labiaplasty because you thought your labia (inner/outer) were too big. Opted to have sex in the dark so partner(s) couldn’t see your genitals. Shaved it bare in an attempt to be more appealing. Smothered it in disinfectants to mask your bodies natural odour. Applied tightening lotions or potions in hopes of making your vulva appear more ‘youthful’. Slathered on lightening creams because you thought the pigmentation was too dark. Or maybe you’ve spent a lifetime feeling uncomfortable in your own skin because your vulva wasn’t a taught, neat, toned little package like the ones often seen in porn.

No matter the reason for hating your vulva, or embarrassment you’ve experienced because of it, I can promise you’re not alone.

It’s for this reason that I love 101 Vagina by Philip Werner. Throughout the hardcovers thick and glossy pages we’re given a brief but honest glimpse into what it’s like to be the owner of a vagina/vulva. Some of the writing is uplifting, poetic even, while other excerpts take on a tone of courage, anxiety, sadness, respect, appreciation, and humility. It is raw, deep, emotional, insightful, and intentional, offering the opportunity to redefine and honor our bodies in a way we may not have been able to before. It’s a reminder to love ourselves, to see past the indifference and shame, to fully embrace what we’ve been gifted with, for far too often we forget.

A few choice quotes;

Until I met my husband, I was ashamed of my vagina, I thought it was weird. But he made it his mission to change how I felt about her, and now I’m proud.

That doctor decided I needed my labia and clitoral hood stitched back together. The procedure felt like something akin to being on an alien abduction table for human experimentation. To this day I re-experience the trauma of this event every time someone looks as my vagina. (speaking about a childhood accident)

You have welcomed both feminine fingers and tongues and masculine pulsing hard members of desire, filling me with joy and breathlessness. I now look at my vagina with awe, gratitude, and reverence – she is truly amazing.

While many of the comments I get are fairly crude, they are actually stated with the utmost fascination – and no small measure of respect – for the awesome that is my vagina.

Unlike the photoshopped images often found in pornography and film, depicting shaven vulvas, primed and perfectly sculpted to be plush, plump and camera ready, each of the 101 black and white photographs accompanying the writings are real; there are bruises on thighs, unevenly shaved pubic hair, crooked tan lines, aged and rippled skin, moles and scars, cellulite and stretch marks, freckles, stubble, piercings, and tattoos.

Moreover, there are labia of every shape and size; some protrude yearning to be seen, others hide tucked away safe from the prying eyes of judgment. And yet, each of them is beautiful, perfectly suited for the person to which they belong.

For some this book will be a commentary on female sexuality. To others, a work of art. Maybe it’s an homage to the almighty vagina/vulva, or a personally transformative experience. A minority might even view it as carefully crafted pornography, but for all intense and purposes, *smut* it is not.

Regardless of your perspective, I hope 101 Vagina gives you a chance to take a good hard look at the way society views genitals, as a body part and a means of gaining pleasure, and how those views shape and potentially damage along the way. And in that, I hope you are challenged to see past the lies about ‘beauty’ we’ve been brainwashed to believe are true and learn to love your body just as it is. Perspective is everything, and the content within these pages has heaps of it.

We should be taught from a young age that our vagina is noting to be ashamed of, that we’re all different and beautiful and deserve all the love and appreciation

Whether you’re uncomfortable in your own skin, are a lover of vadges everywhere, have kids nearing an age of curiosity about their body/the bodies of others, or simply want a coffee table book that’s sure to spark conversation, I implore you to buy a copy of 101 Vagina. I promise you’ll be a better person for it

To get one of your own head over the 101 vagina website, hit up Amazon.com/Amazon.ca, or if you’re in Toronto from June 14th – 22nd you can check out the last leg of the 101 Vagina Art Exhibit & Book tour at Creative Blueprint Gallery. Copies will be available for purchase, and if you happen to see Philip, make sure to thank him for his work. <3

“Dedicated to our bodies and our sexuality,

our deepest desires and most delicate vulnerability.”

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Tantus Grab Bag Sale – 50% Off!

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I don’t usually post sales directly to my site, instead reserving them for my sex toy sales page, but this was one I just couldn’t pass up! From now until Wednesday May 28th 2014, you can get a staggering 50% off during the Tantus grab bag sale.

THIS IS A BIG DEAL PEOPLE.

All you need to do is head over to their Grab Bags page, pick the toy you want, enter code “ITSONUS” when you’re checking out, and BOOM! You just got some of the very best silicone sex toys at prices so low it’s almost like stealing.

So what’s the deal with the Grab Bags? they’re basically the same great products crafted from the same medical grade silicone, just mixed into a variety of shades you won’t find anywhere else… I’ve managed to get some absolutely stunning color mixes this way (one is blackish purple, with a midnight purple glittery sheen, another is a pearly pink with a sparkly effect). Sadly I can’t tell you what color you’ll get, and you can’t pick and choose, but I can guarantee it’ll be way better than you expect.

Not sure what to grab? Maybe I can help…

If you want a non-intimidating butt plug grab a little flirt or small ripple for under $8.50.

Thinking something more along the lines of a dildo? Snag an Tantus Echo for under $16.50 or a Vamp for $8.50. Usually an Echo will go for $72 and a Vamp’s $48. Whoa. This is unheard of.

Still wondering what makes Tantus so great? Check my Tantus Toy Haul video, Find out why I love Tantus, or read one of my many reviews.

Decided which one you want? YAY! Just click the image below to go straight to sale page.

Echo Grab Bag	Echo Handle Grab Bag	Leisure Grab Bag	Lil Flirt Grab Bag	Protouch Grab Bag
Ripple Grab Bag	Ryder Grab Bag	LG Silk Grab Bag	Vamp Grab Bag

p.s. Last time Tantus did a grab bag sale they sold out. I’d highly suggest you get your orders in sooner than later, otherwise you may just miss out.

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The Big Bin of #SexToyFails: Part 1

#SexToyFails, Dual "Rabbit Style" Vibes, Features, Fleshlight, Lubes, Product Reviews

Over the last 7 years of reviewing sex toys a lot of craptastic things have come my way. Some bored me, others gave me migraine inducing headaches, one had me ‘flailing like a maniac having a carpal tunnel fit‘, another was complete and utter torture. I’ve even gone so far as to liken a vibrator to a rabid bunny bashing at my bits. Ok, so that wasn’t the exact quote, but it’s close enough.

And that’s just the sex toy fails I’ve written about.

Not surprisingly there are more, many more. Most of which found themselves dumped in an over sized storage bin and tucked in the furthest corner of my closet never to be seen again…. until the desperate need to purge rolled around. Which leads us to this post.

the big bin of fails in all its glory

Rather than spouting off my opinion based on appearances alone, which is what I tend to do with the horrors found in my #WTFWednesday posts, I’ve tested each of these (or had someone try, as was the case with the masturbators) and either thought they were so ridiculous that I couldn’t bring myself to write a full review, or had one session with them and said ‘nope, not doing this again’, banishing them to the bin forevermore.

Even with my displeasure, I’ll admit they’re not all horrible, heck some of you might even own a few and like them. But for me, these were deal breakers; sex toy fails I’ll never use again and couldn’t bare to dump on unsuspecting friends. That shit would just be cruel.

The Big Bin Of Sex Toy Fails

Rhythm O Bounding Bunny

Once upon a time I was a huge fan of rabbit vibes. There was something so alluring about slipping one inside, pushing a button or two, and laying back like a lazy little b while it did all the work. It was around this period that I acquired the Rhythm O Bounding Bunny, a dual vibe I thought to be promising. However, after one use I realized it would be better off as roadkill…

Rather than your typical metal balls or pearls, the ‘rotations’ are carried out via what appears to be a half cob of corn covered by a heavy layer of saran wrap. And the spinning action, let’s just say the kernels undulate rather than turn… so not only are you having sex with thickly wrapped dinner left overs, now they’ve apparently been eaten by a transparent snake that’s writhing around inside your vadge. Get the visual, yeah not very hot is it?

Aside from that it’s heavy, big and bulky, isn’t very ergonomic, has far too many buttons controlling different things (making it difficult to manage when it’s stuffed inside you), is made of TPE (so although phthalate free, it’s still porous and can’t be fully sterilized), attracts lint and fluff like you wouldn’t believe, and requires 4 AAA batteries. Oh, and as an added bonus, any time you clench your PC muscles, it stops. Maybe I just don’t know my own strength. *smirk*

Everything considered, the vibe isn’t terrible, but it’s not great either. I’d say it lands somewhere between meh and blah. Not exactly the place you want to find your product sitting with a well versed sex toy reviewer. Sadly, the only thing it has going for it is the decently powerful clitoral stimulator, but you can find something similar without all the bulk or hefty price tag in a standard vibrating egg.

If you’re dead set on a dual vibe, one that’s body safe, rechargeable, and doesn’t look like a cob of corn, take a gander at a few other luxury options like the Lelo Ina 2, Je Joue Fifi, OhMiBod Freestyle W Rabbit, Vanity Vr6, or Envy Seven. For those of you looking for something cheaper, there’s the Fun Factory Tango, Joya Tulip, the unconventional Rock Chick, or maybe something within the Entice collection of dual vibes. Trust me, any of them are better than that damn bounding bunny

Fleshlight Blade & Fleshjack Sword

I’ve been a fan of Fleshlight ever since I finger fucked one in the poorly lit corner of a sex shop nine years ago. The realistic appearance, soft and plush texture, and ergonomic design instantly gave birth to a penis envy I still can’t shake.

Having said that, of the over 15 different things I’ve received from Fleshlight, there were bound to be a few that left my testers unimpressed… for example, the Fleshlight Blade and Fleshjack Sword.

Don’t get me wrong, I get it, people want the option to control how tight something is and giving them a masturbator with a squishy body probably seemed like a really great idea, but here’s the problem; it just doesn’t work that well.

Before I go on let me say that the experience, i.e. what the sleeves deliver, is true to form and exactly what it should be with any Fleshlight. But that’s where the fun stops. There’s no other way to say it than these versions feel cheap, flimsy, and just don’t live up to the standard I’ve grown accustom to.

Judging by exterior appearances they don’t look too bad; they’re highly detailed, original in design, and come in bright blue or gold casings. However, for as attractive as they are, I wouldn’t say they’re discreet. Rather than blending into the background these bad boys stick out like a sore thumb. I won’t lie, if I saw something made of bright blue plastic that looked like the end of a sword, I’d sure as hell ask what it was, if not reach out and open it myself. Then again I’m nosy like that.

As for the sleeves, they have smaller openings, are shorter in length, and sport thinner bodies than the original designs. If you bought a Fleshlight and found it to be too large, you might like them, but if you’re someone with a larger than average sized penis, you’ll probably have issues with insertion and use.

Also, I’ve been told they make a distracting ‘pffft’ sound with each thrust; unlike the original Fleshlight whose suction can be adjusted via a screw cap on the bottom, Blade and Sword have four little holes where the air gets pushed through during use. Not only is your experience slightly limited because of this, but as an added bonus you’ve now got four ways for the lube to dribble to the floor. Yay! #sarcasm.

On top of all that, the original versions are much easier to reassemble, just give them a good wash, cornstarch them up, and slide into place for safe keeping. Not the case with Blade or Sword. One of my testers went into graphic detail about how he used the end of his toothbrush to ‘angrily jam it into place’ while muttering profanities at it. Certainly not how a fake pussy should be treated.

Oh, and once you finally do get the sleeve back in the cover, the cap refuses to stay put. Push with all your might, force it if you have to, just know that no matter what you do, all your Sword/Blade wants to do is go commando. One knock to the floor and it’s game over, I’m not even referring to the lint they’ll pick up. If you ask me, Fleshlight did it right the first time around. #ScrewCapForTheWin.

Lastly, they kinda look like you’re fucking a pussy or ass that’s a pear. Literally. Probably not a big deal for many of you, but if you’re into banging edibles, may I instead suggest a hollowed pumpkin? One can only assume it’d be a lot more accommodating, cheaper too!

With everything I disliked about these two I think you’d be better off snagging an original Fleshlight or a Fleshlight Vibro. Looking for something a little smaller? the three different Sex In a Can versions are much better options. Want a good deal? Check my Fleshlight sale page, I’ve collected the best sales and even listed a few combo packs and products you won’t easily find on the website.

Bacon Flavored Lube

When it comes to bacon flavored foods there’s a lot that I ‘get’. Take smokey bacon Lays potato chips for example, it’s a no-brainer. Bacon flavored pancakes, delish. Beggin strips, probably the only thing my dog would leave me for. Baconnaise, that shit’s just necessary (it’s vegan too!). Bloody Caesar’s rimmed with bacon salt and spiked with Bakon Vodka, now you’re speaking my language.

However, when you start getting into the realm of bacon flavored gumballs, bacon sunscreen, bacon chocolate bars, bacon lollipops, bacon lip balm, or bacon soda, among other things, it’s time to take a step back and reassess the situation.

Then there’s Bacon Flavored Lube… and almost instantly everything in me screams no, JUST. NO.

I’m going to be blatantly honest and say there is no point in time when I want to go down on a partner whose junk smells like it was just flipped out of a frying pan and served up with all day breakfast. And in the off chance that I absolutely had to, I’d hope to be pleasantly surprised. Instead what you’re greeted with is much closer to licking a pan where bacon grease was left cooling to a white coating, than what you’d get from eating actual bacon. It’s salty, musty, thick and pungent, slightly sweet, and wrong on every level. I think my partner summed it up best when he said “it’s bacony, but it’s disgusting!”

Making matters worse, the scent lingers long after you’ve attempted to lick/wash it off. My word of advice, don’t go to the dog park after. It’s creepy, and depending on who’s in the park that day, could potentially land you in the hospital. Or jail. #guardyourprivates

Also, it’s billed as a ‘personal lubricant and massage oil’. Considering I have a hard enough time stomaching the lube idea, the massage oil takes it to a whole other level. Why anyone would want to be slicked down with simulated bacon grease just so they could be massaged into a stinking mess is beyond me. Shit, I might understand if it was actually good, but it’s not. I say again, ‘it’s bacony, but it’s disgusting!”

Being a lover of flavored lubes I have no problem admitting there’s a certain charm to ones that smell like desert, fruits, or other goodness, but there is nothing charming about the smell of cooked meat on someone’s privates. Period.

Rather than assaulting your taste buds with the horrific concoction that is bacon lube, I’d suggest any of the Sliquid flavored lubes, System Jo Tangerine Dream, Raspberry Sorbet, or Chocolate Dream, Intimate Organics Macadamia Nut, or Cinnamon Vanilla by Good Clean Love. None of them taste like the crap J&D’s make, and they’re better lubes because of it.

End Rant.

So there you have it, the first edition of my big bin of sex toy fails.

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