I’m going to admit something I never thought I’d have to publicly: I’m a huge fan of the Twilight series. The kind of fan that has a countdown to Breaking Dawn on her sidebar. Yes, I’m that lame. Now whether it’s because of the cheesy yet romantic storyline, hilariously over acted tearing off of shirts, amazing digitally created Werewolves, never before seen sun sparkly Vampires or teen angst filled scenes that can only be found in the 80’s movies John Hughes crafted, I have no clue. I just know that I’m drawn to them like a moth to a flame. A perverted, dreamy eyed, wants to mount a vampire and still-believes-in-fairy-tales kind of moth.
*For the record I can see how silly the movies are and how predictable, over acted or overdone the plot line is, but I still love them. It’s my one fault.
So, with the release of the most sexually charged movie in the Twilight series (Breaking Dawn) being only 11 days away, I figured it was a perfect opportunity to hold a sex toy giveaway – one featuring some potentially creepy, scary or horrifyingly marvelous Vampire and Werewolf inspired sex toys!
The following packages are up for grabs
- 1 Succu Dry Fleshlight, 4 oz bottle of Fleshlube, 3 condoms (various types), 15% off coupon to an online sexual wellness store, 30 minutes of free porn valid at Hot Movies For Her.
*Succu Dry and Fleshlube courtesy of Fleshlight.
- 1 Count Cockula, 4 oz bottle of O’My Natural lubricant, 3 condoms (various types), 15% off coupon to an online sexual wellness store, 30 minutes of free porn valid at Hot Movies For Her.
*Count Cockula courtesy of Fleshlight.
- 1 Tantus Vamp Dildo (it sparkles like Edward!!), 2.5 oz tube of Lelo Personal Moisturizer, 3 condoms (various types), 15% off coupon to an online sexual wellness store, 30 minutes of free porn valid at Hot Movies For Her
*Vamp courtesy of Tantus
- 1 Fleshligh Drac dildo, 2.5 oz bottle of System Jo H2O, 3 condoms (various types), 15% off coupon to an online sexual wellness store, 30 minutes of free porn valid at Hot Movies For Her.
*Drac Dildo courtesy of SheVibe
- 1 Small David The Werewolf dildo, 4oz bottle of O’My Natural lubricant, 3 condoms (various types), 15% off coupon to an online sexual wellness store, 30 minutes of free porn valid at Hot Movies For Her.
*David The Werewolf courtesy of Bad Dragon.
- 1 Death By Orgasm – Werewolf Silver, 2.5 oz bottle of System Jo H2O, 3 condoms (various types), 15% off coupon to an online wellness store, 30 minutes of free porn valid at Hot Movies For Her.
*Death By Orgasm and all other additional offerings courtesy of Sex Ed 102 w/ Kara_Sutra
Of course I know there are many of you that don’t like Twilight, many who would much rather suffer some form of serious pain than watch any of the movies, so for you I have this to offer…
Eric Skarsgard, Stephen Moyer, Deborah Ann Wool, Kristin Bauer (the Vampires) or Joe Manganiello (the Werewolf) from True Bloood, Kate Beckinsale, Rhona Mitra (lady vamps) or Michael Sheen (Werewolf “Lucien”) from the Underworld movies, Sybil Danning as the Queen Werewolf ‘Stirba’ in Howling II, Ethan Hawke in Daybreakers, Aliyah as Akasha in Queen Of The Damned, Wesley Snipes or Stephen Dorf in Blade, Kiefer Sutherland in The Lost Boys, Taylor Kinney and Michael Trevino in The Vampire Diaries, Salma Hayek as Santanico Pandemonium in From Dusk Till Dawn, Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt and Antonio Bandares in Interview With A Vampire, Michael J. Fox or Justin Bateman in Teen Wolf (part 1 and 2 respectively) – Need I say more?
If you want a chance to win simply head over to my facebook page and follow the Breaking Dawn Inspired Giveaway Instructions to track your entries.
Good Luck!!
p.s. You can bet your sweet ass I did this to coincide w/ the full moon~!
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I may not be a Twilight fan (though I can be faulted for being a Harry Potter nerd), but this is an excellent giveaway. Go you for rounding up such an awesome collection!
Also… kudos for the full moon thing, so perfect 🙂
You forgot the hottest vampire of all time! James Marsters from Buffy *swoon* I don’t even have a thing for vampires, but I’m totally in love/lust with Spike.
You can have all the Breaking Dawn you want but Kate Beckinsale in UNDERWORLD AWAKENING – in theaters January 20, 2012 http://www.entertheunderworld.com/ is my countdown.
Alcide from True Blood. That is just one big hunk of sexiness. I would like the death my orgasm!
I’m trying to enter the contest and I keep getting a pop up that tells me to fill in the mandatory fields first, but I don’t see anything I can fill in. Is there something I’m missing?
There are certain things that you must do, the ones that have little green boxes that say “I Did This” with a check mark are the ones, once you’ve done them you can do everything else to get more entries 🙂
I would love to finally have a Fleshlight! Or it would be really funny to give the sparkly dildo to my girlfriend and see her reaction!
You have no idea how happy this make me. I want one of these giveaways SOOOOO bad!!! Eeeek. such a fan girl. >.< I love vampires but Jacob's body gets me EVERY time!
Awesome, you can bet i’m entering this! Love your posts.
Gerard Butler (from Dracula 2000) is,in my humble opinion, the hottest vampire out there. He’s so sexy 😀
Oohhh Jacob…here I cum!!
I would love, love, love either the Succu Dry or Count Cockula. The hottest vampire? Probably Brad Pitt in Interview With A Vampire, though I’m personally not that into the undead.
Edward Cullen still is the hottest! 🙂
I’m not a Twilight fan (Lord of the Rings all the way) but this is a nifty giveaway! (and I have been eyeing the Vamp dildo for a while. hehehe)
Great giveaway!
Oh, just visited the contest page for the instructions! haha
Well, for me, the hottest vamp EVER is Lestat from Queen of the Damned. Stuart Townsend just makes my blood boil. OMG!
and yes, I like the Tantus Vamp!
^_^ excited!!! sucks that jacob is going to inprint on the baby though:( </3
I love the Tantus vamp dildo!
I could use some new toys ;D
I don’t like twilight that much, but I still think Jacob is really cute 🙂
I would love the vamp dildo or the death by orgasm. The hottest vampire? Angel from Buffy and Angel. I love twilight, but I’m a total Buffy freak! David Boreanaz is the shit! ♥ Hottest werewolf is totally Jacob!!
Hottest vampire? I’m stuck between Edward and Eric from True Blood, though I think I might have to go with Edward with this one 😉
And I would definitely love the Vamp… because it sparkles… like Edward… Im pathetic 😉
Eric Northman played by Alexander Skarsgard on the show “True Blood” is the hottest vamp on TV.
I’m not a Twilight fan, but I looove vampires and I admit I think Erik from True Blood is super hot. I would love the Vamp or the Drac. So hard to decide! What a great giveaway!
hmmm. I think Alice is THE HOTTEST lady vamp in the movie. She reminds me of Dana DeArmond. HAWT.
Alice is too hot! ^_^
Don’t like sparkle boy but love this giveaway
Awesome giveaway!
You have a Breaking Down countdown? Un, Breaking DAwn? LOL
I love me some Jackson Rathbone, even though he and none of the others can act in these movies. I saw Breaking Dawn and it was decent.
I’d like the SuccuDry, Count Cockula, Drac, or the Death By Orgasm.