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SheVibe Coloring Contest!

In case you were out of the loop, SheVibe has THE VERY BEST CONTEST I HAVE EVER SEEN happening right now!

It’s pretty simple actually, just download and print out a copy of this image (it’s the hot one pictured above), color the shit out of it, take a picture or scan of your finished work, upload the image to the SheVibe Facebook page or your own Twitter, Tumblr, Instagram or Pinterest account, and hash tag it with #ColorMeBella and @SheVibe.

Just like this… (if you’re tweeting)…

The finer details…

On September 20th, 2013 at midnight the good folks at SheVibe will select the top 3 colored pages (as picked by them). Shevibe will then announce and display the top three coloring page entries for fans to vote on! The entry with the most votes will win their choice of one of the prizes outlined below. The entry coming in at second place will receive the Runner-Up prize also outlined below.

This contest is open to individuals 18 and over only. This prize may not be traded for other products and cannot be returned for account credit. The prize has no cash value as it pertains to account credit. Winners that reside outside of the U.S. will be responsible for all customs, tariffs or taxes imposed by their country. SheVibe will ship prizes to Australia, Canada, the United States and the United Kingdom. All other countries are excluded from this contest and entries from these countries will be disallowed.

As for what you could win…

First prize winner is entitled to (1) one of the following:

crave duet
*v: $149

revel body
*v: $179

bella harness
*v: $155.95

f*ing sculptures
*v: (up to) $169

stronic two
*v: $199.99

*v = value

First Runner-Up is entitled to:

● SheVibe T-Shirt – limited to one t-shirt in any size or style offered at the Redbubble SheVibe store.

…so what are you waiting for!? Go get your color on!

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Sex Ed 102: Erection Problems, Tips, Suggestions, & How To Help

Sex Ed 102: Erection Issues, Tips, Suggestions, & How To Help

Viewer Mail:

I’ve just recently found your videos and I’m hooked! You’re adorable and so fun to watch. But anyway, I was hoping you could help me out with a problem I’m having.

I’ve been with my boyfriend for a little over two months now. And in those two months we’ve done pretty much everything but intercourse. Keep in mind we’re both virgins. Today we both decided to take the next step and have sex. Well that did not work out at all.

Penis erect, condom on, attempt to insert… and fail.
It just would not go in. And then… erection gone.

I knew I’d be tight so we even agreed that he would kind of prep me with one finger… then two. But even just two fingers is tight. He WAS having a problem keeping it up (not the norm for him). Maybe nerves? So it maybe could have been hard but not hard enough? Could the addition of lube helped at all?

Any advice would be great.

Thanks

Answer:

First of all thanks for watching my videos!

As for the questions, what you went through is completely normal. I hear it all the time so don’t be too worried.

For your part, the fingering was a very good idea and usually helps. It may have been that you were nervous and tensed up when he went to insert his penis, causing you to “tighten” up. It could also be that you weren’t “wet” enough for an “easy” insertion. Next time you may want to do what you did previously with the fingering, add some lube and try to relax. Don’t let this be something that makes you nervous or scared, instead make it something that is enjoyable and exciting.

As for his part, he was probably very nervous about “failing” you. There seems to be a huge difference when it comes to males and females and sexually pleasing their partners. Women aren’t expected to do very much, or so it seems, however there is a lot of pressure placed on males to “perform” and have their partner orgasm. (By the way, if you don’t have an orgasm during intercourse it’s completely normal, that may just come in time). For him this was/is going to be a defining moment of his “manhood”, and there is a lot to go wrong.

He could go soft
He could orgasm too soon
He could go on for too long
He could be too big and it could hurt you
He could be too small and not enough to please you
He could get it in but then not know what to do with it
Not to mention the list of other fears/doubts/anxiety that go through a males head.

When it comes to sex, especially first time sex, there is so much to think about. The best advice I can give is to be supportive and let him know that it’s okay no matter what happens and that when it’s meant to happen it will. Let him know that if he goes soft it’s normal, especially for the first time, and that you don’t judge him for it.

I know in the video I said not to do this, but if he does go soft and he’s okay with seeing if it’ll help, you can always do other things to help him regain his erection like give him oral sex or manual stimulation (hand job). Or if he’s willing to wait it out, you can have him stimulate you until he is ready again.

If you’d like a better understanding of what’s going on, and possibly some products that might be helpful, I suggest giving these articles a read:

I really hope that helps in some way and I’m sorry that this was your first experience. It will get better with time, patience, and practice.

Kara_Sutra

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#WTFWednesday: Si-x Type F Sleeve

Ever wanted to know what it was like to have sex with a hot dog? Well, thanks to the Si-X Type f Sleeve you’re in luck. I mean really, who doesn’t want to bang something that’s all rubbery and sweaty from the microwave?

If the image to the left wasn’t enough to make you wonder what the fuck the deal was, there’s the one to the right. Maybe it’s just me, but I can’t help but think someone must have had a thing for chewed up gum when they designed it. Yum?

No matter how I look at it I don’t see a vagina, nor anything else I’d want to stick my hypothetical dick in… it’s more like a slug with a gaping bum hole. Yes I went there. Look at it, how could I not!?

Speaking of slugs, for those that were lucky enough to miss out on Biology class, and the horrific dissection of some poor dead creature that came with it, someone went to the liberty of slicing the Si-X Sleeve in half just so you could see its insides. #science

If all that didn’t make your dick traumatically retreat, there’s the pictures below to work with. The stretchy one isn’t too bad, comparatively speaking of course, as for the other… I guess you need a penis to understand, because frankly, I just don’t get the weird hotdog water sports. *shrugs*

Oh hay, in case I forgot to mention, it also comes in black, grey, and white. You know, for those times when a pink hot dog/slug/worm just won’t cut it.

Looking for even more wtf’ness? check out the seriously freaky Cyberflesh Mouth and Breasts, The Concubine, Mr.Jack, and the pencil sharpener turned Dildomaker – I shit you not, these things are things!

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#FunFindFriday – Revel Body Sonic Vibrator

Just over a year ago I read about Revel Body for the first time. The article published on GeekWire covered a brief insight to what prompted its creation, the many benefits it had to offer, and the recent financial developments that allowed it to go into production. I for one was stoked by the mere thought of it, prompting me to contact the company and ask for more details. Unfortunately at the time there wasn’t too much I could share beyond what was already mentioned, leaving me anxiously waiting in the dark. Well, you can imagine my surprise when I received an email letting me know they had just launched an Indiegogo Campaign to help gather funds and bring the finished product to market.

A finished product, I AM BESIDE MYSELF!!!

So, what is Revel Body and why am I’m including it as part of #FunFindFriday?

Simply put, it’s a product that’s truly unique, with the potential to be a real game changer in both the sex toy industry and the mainstream markets… Revel Body is the worlds first sonic vibrator.

Yes, you heard right, a sonic powered vibrator for the masses. I couldn’t make this shit up if I tried!

If you’re wondering why the technology sounds familiar, it’s likely due to the fact that it was inspired by Sonicare, the sonic toothbrush. See where I’m going with this?

Since I know fuck-all about sonic technology I think it’s best to let the makers explain:

“Nearly two years of research and product testing led to the development of TrueSonic technology – the first adjustable resonating motor. Featuring only a single moving part, TrueSonic technology solves many of the issues seen from rotary motors – the same motors that have been found in almost all vibrators for nearly 100 years – including less noise, more power, a wider range of vibration and a longer lifespan.

Unlike traditional rotary motors, which typically vibrate at a range of 60-100Hz, TrueSonic resonating motors provide a significantly wider range of vibration – adjustable between 24-200Hz – and substantially more power than any other battery-powered vibrator. With only a single moving part, TrueSonic motors are also extremely quiet and efficient, lasting at least four times longer than traditional rotary motors.”

Still kinda confused? No worries, the video to the bottom left shows traditional rotary motors, with the video to the bottom right showing the new TrueSonic Technology.

As for the many other benefits and features offered by the design:

TrueSonic technology: First product on the market with TrueSonic resonating motor technology, offering more power, more reliability, a wider range of vibration and less noise than any other vibrator
Adjustable vibration: Easily accessible adjustable vibration with intuitive controls, meaning better control and increased user satisfaction
Unique design: Ergonomically and intentionally designed for comfort to be easy to use
Body safe materials: High-grade body-safe silicone, free of phthalates, nickel-plated parts and other harmful chemicals
Waterproof: Allows the ability to enjoy the Revel Body anywhere
Rechargeable Battery: Powered by a high-quality, long-lasting USB rechargeable lithium-ion polymer (LiPo) battery
Charging station: Beautiful, custom-built USB docking base for charging and displaying your Revel Body, without raising any eyebrows
Travel Friendly: International voltage compatible (100-240 volts).
Always looks elegant, even under close inspection.

Maybe I’m setting myself up for disappointment, but I honestly cannot wait to see this thing in action. If it’s anything like my Hitachi Magic Wand or a Sybian, my lady parts are in for one hell of a ride.

If you’d like to get more info, or donate and help them bring it to market, head over to the Revel Body Indiegogo Campaign and check things out. I’m pretty sure you’ll be impressed, if not also slightly gobsmacked by the fact that no one else has done this yet.

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#FunFindFriday: Alien Dildos

By now I’m sure everyone is rather well versed in my off-putting love of stuffing “weird” things in my vag (a Diving Nun and T-Rex cock being the first to come to mind)… so you can only imagine how quickly my jaw dropped when I came across these Alien Dildos online.

Yes, many of you will cringe at the sight of them, reeling with horror at the mere thought of cramming something this far fetched in your bits, but for me, the word ‘impressed’ doesn’t even begin to cover it.

They’re fun. They’re funky. They’re out of the box, totally bizarre, fabulously ridiculous, and stunning to boot. And with the exception of the dragon cocks made by Bad Dragon, there really isn’t anything like them on the market. At least not in such a large quantity, all from the same manufacturer.

Now considering they’ve been around since 2004, and are something I’d never heard about ~~until 9 years after the fact~~, I can’t help but feel my online-sleuthing-skills are lacking. Geez, you’d think I’d been busy reviewing sex toys or something.

From a collection of dildos consisting of Avatars, Aliens, and a terrifying hybrid Predator/Alien thingy, all with intricately designed shafts in a variety of sizes (6.5″ inches being the shortest, 14.6″ inches being the longest), to a creepy Alien Tail butt plug that’s beyond outrageous (because sexy bunny tails are sooo passé), these dildos are the objects hardcore sci-fi’ers and cosplayers have dreamed of for years. Nay! Forever!

Adding to their desirability, each was created to be functionally appealing; crafted from body safe silicone, with the ability to suction to any surface (hands free diddling for the win!), these bad boys come with the option of 21 colors, can potentially be used during strap-on play, and are made by hand in the UK, with some obvious attention paid to detail.

Like I said, they’ll likely be a tad too bizarre for most, but if you’re lusting for something out of this world, you’ve found it.

For more info head over to the AlienDildos website…. or if you’re wanting some cutesy fluffy cuddle time buddies, here’s a bunch of stuffed animals with vaginas.

See what I did there? I win.

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