#FunFindFriday: Hole Punch Toys

I really do hate to admit it, but after 8+ years of working in the industry I’ve started to grow bored with the vast majority of non-vibrating sex toys on the market.

That isn’t to say I think everything is bland, just that many of the highly accessible and heavily advertised ones are surprisingly uninspiring; there’s little attention paid to originality, the color choices are lackluster, there’s no freedom of artistic expression, and damn near all of them have no kick or imagination.

Talent. I’ve been missing talentcreativity… and vision.

Of course there are companies like Babes ‘N Horny, BS Is Nice, Whipspider Rubberworks, Vixen Creations,Vibeology, NobEssence, Divine Interventions, Bad Dragon, Fun Factory, Tantus, and Crystal Delights keeping it real and fresh, but in an industry that’s slowly starting to recognize and embrace smaller companies, there’s definitely room for more.


Enter this weeks #FunFindFriday: Hole Punch Toys, the designer behind some seriously fun and colorful artisanal small batch silicone sex toys, molded and poured by hand, one by one, in an art studio in St. Paul, Minnesota.

From playful radishes to carrot butt plugs, ice cream cones, stunning blue rockets, tri-colored popsicles, and a sleek blacked-out Nun, Hole Punch Toys has most of the bases covered when it comes to mixing art and pleasure.

The uniqueness doesn’t end there, unlike large volume manufactures each is made to order, and details like color are subject to the creators whim at the time of pouring. If he’s in a translucent grass-green mood, that is what you’ll get. Hunter green today? There you go. I have to admit, judging by this misfit box of toys or these white chocolate lookalikes, I’d be more than happy to get something completely my own.

Have an idea for a toy you’d like made? You’ve come to the right place, Bespoke toys are something they do. Just get in contact with a brief description of your idea, and if it’s something that can be done they’ll gladly work with you to make it happen. It’ll probably cost you a pretty penny, but there are times when it’s worth it. This is one of them.

Needing to know more I went right to the source, asking the creator if he’d answer a bunch of questions about Hole Punch Toys, the concept behind the designs, how the toys are made, etc. and he very graciously obliged. Big thanks to Colin for taking time out of his busy schedule, I totally appreciate it.

rocketholepunch1.) Who is Hole Punch Toys?

Hole Punch Toys are an extension of Hole Punch Studio, which is an arbitrary name assigned, for beuroctaric and advertising reasons, to the art I produce. I, being me, Colin. Primarily visual art, both two and three dimentiomal, audio visual, or in this case, silicone. I create one hundred percent of the material associated with Hole Punch Toys, with the exception of some borrowed imagery used in digital assemblages for labels and such.

2.) What motivated you to create Hole Punch Toys?

The same thing that motivates any creative endeavor I think. The challenge of bringing something that exist in your imagination into physical being. The process of making.  I suppose having sex toys in my head to begin with is telling of something, but I’ll leave that for another discussion.

hole punch radish3.) What sets Hole Punch Toys apart from other manufacturers?

It depends. If you are asking about the business as an entity, I would say that the main difference is in production capability.  This is a one person operation. I pour and package each piece to order in my free time which means each piece is approached as a singular object, made from a singular batch of silicone and tinted individually. That could all change of course, but for now, that is how it is.

If you are asking about the toys themselves, I DO NOT differentiate them from other silicone toys of this nature.

I think there is room for as many designs in this world as there are minds and the bodies attached to them. Not everything is for everybody. If someone likes what I make,  that’s fantastic. If not, that’s great also. Although it will hurt me deeply and might make me cry.

teeny creemee hole punch4.) Where do you draw inspiration for your designs from?

It is pretty plain to see my designs don’t come from a very high minded place.  Although I have appreciation for so called “fine art”,  I seem to have been impacted most deeply by the images and symbology of pop culture, from Saturday morning cartoons and comics to advertising imagery and the beauty of everyday objects.

All my art seems to be an effort to break down images and forms into their simplest components, which works well in designing insertables, where detail and complex shapes are not optimal. It suits my style, if I could be bold enough to think I have one.

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#FunFindFriday: Rainbow Sex Toys

With Gay Pride in full effect, Toronto has been infused with color like I’ve never seen before. From banks to fast food chains, crosswalks to libraries, even the CN tower, everywhere I look, I see RAINBOWS!

Not that I’m complaining, I actually wish this was a regular occurrence rather than something reserved for one acceptance and love filled week of the year.  But it’s not. So, while they’re here I’m going to take in as many rainbow sightings as I can… which got me thinking about rainbow sex toys, ’cause you know, that’s just how I do. #sexonthebrain

For those of you like me, needing a few more shades of fun in your life, here’s a little collection of all the rainbow sex toys I found floating around on the internets. There aren’t many, but the fact that some exist makes me happy beyond all words.rainbowdildos

BS Atelier Pride Rainbow Dildos: $64.99 – $74.99

If there were ever a set of dildos that reminded me of Pink Floyds ‘Dark Side Of The Moon‘, the Pride Rainbow versions from BS Atelier would be first on the list.

Crafted by hand in Madrid, Spain, each of the dildos in the Pride Collection is unique, sporting sleek black shafts, curved bodies for g-spot stimulation, and rounded bases perfect for strap-on or anal play.   Like Kusama and Amor, the stripes are defined with little to no bleeding, and contain all the shades you’d hope to find in a ‘traditional’ rainbow.

Whether you’re a fan the legendary rock band, or just someone who prefers a modern design, these sophisticated beauties are a must for anyone wanting a hint of a rainbow, without going overboard.

Babes N Horny KusamaBabes ‘N Horny Kusama: £80

Okay, so it’s not your typical red, orange, yellow, green, blue etc rainbow, but it’s close, and that’s good enough for me.

Like the Amor (mentioned below), Kusamas hand-poured stripes stand apart, bright and bold, with no bleeding or fading into the next. It’s playful, stunning, and certainly eye catching.

As for the specifics, the silicone is pliant with a decent amount of squish and give, has a lovely matte texture that’s smooth to the touch, and boasts a flared base for strap-on or anal use. Oh, and did I mention it’s uber comfortable and easy to use? ‘Cause it is.

Curious? Check my Kusama review.

Rainbow Butt Plugs: $32.99 – $43.99

ttamagerainbowplugIf butt plugs are more your thing, along with glass, look no further than the handmade creations found on the Ttamage Etsy store.

Although the colors aren’t as bright and predominant as the previous dildo, the delicate rainbow swirl is just breathtaking, and being crafted by hand, I’m pretty sure each plug is fairly unique.

The plugs come in small and large, are crafted from solid Pyrex glass (making them pretty damn sturdy), moderately sized where girth is considered, and have bases so they’re safe for use anally.

Rainbows in my ass? Yes please!

Lix Vibrating Tongue RingDouble Rainbow Vibrating Tongue Ring: $21

If insertables aren’t quite your thing, but you enjoy oral, whether giving or receiving… and have your tongue pierced (does anyone still do that?), this rainbow colored vibrating tongue ring might just be right up your alley.

I know some of you are looking at it and probably thinking “ouch, those pokey things look scary“, but I promise you they’re not; I had a pink one years ago (yes, I had my tongue pierced) and never had any issues. Instead of being made of hard plastic, the little nubs are a glossy silicone that’s firm but supple and slightly stretchy. To be honest, pulling on them is kind of addictive, so here’s your fair warning; if you pull hard enough they will come off. Basically, don’t pick.

Unfortunately getting it in place can be a little tricky since you’ll have to turn it on, then slide it in your tongue, then screw on the bottom ball, all while your tongue is jiggling like a bowl of jelly. Of course you could insert it when it’s not vibrating, but turning it on once it’s in your mouth is actually harder. Who knew?

Regardless, it’s way better than this vibrating tongue ring, or this stupid thing.

Tantus Asteroid, Comet, & MeteoriteTantus Comet: $37.50 – $67.20

With popping tones of lime green, fluorescent orange, and opaque fuschia, Comet, Asteroid, and Meteorite look like the start of a rainbow, one that forgot what followed, but in the most perfect of ways.

Tantus AsteroidUnlike the clean cut lines found on Kusama and Amor, Tantus’ versions are much less dramatic, with the trio of shades gently fading into each other to create a much softer effect. They’re simple, and that’s part of their charm.

Tantus MeteoriteLike all of my fave Tantus toys they’re totally body safe, won’t absorb bodily fluids, lube or bacteria, can be fully sterilized when it comes to cleaning, and will last a lifetime with a minimum amount of care (saving you money in the long run).

If minimalism is your thing, you need one of these in your life. Fuck it, you need all three!

Check my review of the Tantus Meteorite… here’s a spoiler; there was absolutely no prepping involved, and it was glorious.

The Rainbow Amor Dildo: $65

When it comes to the mother of all rainbow dildos look no further than the Rainbow Amor, sold exclusively at Babeland.

This stunning little number has been a favorite of mine since I laid eyes on it back in 2011. I coveted it, begged for it, almost going so far as to offer up my first born just to get the chance to review it (I hoard sex toys, what can I say). Fortunately things didn’t get that extreme, and before I knew it I had it in my hot little hands.

From start to finish this dildo is everything I could ask for; there’s no bleeding of shades from one to the next, it’s crafted from body safe silicone (Fun Factory, thank you for making this!), it’s neither too big nor too small, AND it has every color perfectly distributed just like a real rainbow should.

FYI, it’s one of the only toys that’s been in my bedside drawer 3 years straight. For someone that literally owns bins of sex toys, that counts for something.

Here’s my review of the rainbow amor dildo, just in case you had any questions.

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First Time Sex: Erection Issues

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I’ve just recently found your videos and I’m hooked! You’re adorable and so fun to watch. But anyway, I was hoping you could help me out with a problem I’m having.

I’ve been with my boyfriend for a little over 2 months now. And in those two months we’ve done pretty much everything but intercourse. Keep in mind we’re both virgins. Today we both decided to take the next step and have sex. Well that did not work out at all.

Penis erect, condom on, attempt to insert… and fail.
It just would not go in. And then… erection gone.

I knew I’d be tight so we even agreed that he would kind of prep me with one finger… then two.  But even just two fingers is tight. He WAS having a problem keeping it up (not the norm for him) Maybe nerves? So it maybe could have been hard but not hard enough? Could the addition of lube helped at all?

Any advice would be great.



First of all thanks for watching my vids!!

As for the questions, what you went through is completely normal.  I hear it all the time so dont be too worried.

For your part, the fingering was a very good idea and usually helps. It may have been that you were nervous and tensed up when he went to insert his penis, causing you to “tighten” up. It could also be that you werent “wet” enough for an “easy” insertion. For next time you may want to do what you did previously with the fingering, add some lube and try to relax. Dont let this be something that makes you nervous or scared, instead make it something that is enjoyable and exciting.

As for his part, he was probably very nervous about “failing” you. There seems to be a huge difference when it comes to males and females and sexually pleasing their partners. Women aren’t expected to do very much, or so it seems, however there is a lot of pressure placed on males to “perform” and have their partner orgasm. (By the way, if you dont have an orgasm during intercouse its completely normal, that may just come in time) For him this was/is going to be a defining moment of his manhood, and there is a lot to go wrong.

  • He could go soft
  • He could orgasm too soon
  • He could go on for too long
  • He could be too big and it could hurt you
  • He could be too small and not enough to please you
  • He could get it in but then not know what to do with it
  • Not to mention the list of other fears/doubts/anxiety that go through a males head.

When it comes to sex, especially first time sex, there is so much to think about. The best advice I can give is to be supportive and let him know that it’s ok no matter what happens and that when it’s meant to happen it will. Let him know that if he goes soft its normal, especially for the first time and that you don’t judge him for it.

Also in the future, if he does go soft you can always do other things to help him regain his erection like give him oral sex or manual stimulation (hand job). Or if he’s willing to wait it out you can have him stimulate you until he is ready again.

That’s pretty much all I can offer as advice or suggestions, so I hope it helped


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Redefining Virginity

Over the course of the last 2 years I have spent much time debating whether or not to make this video. The reason for the debate was that ones “virginity” and the term itself, are hard to define in today’s society.  As such, I thought that I would instead make a video that opened the doors of communication to help you define for yourself what being a Virgin, and Virginity are.

The word/term “Virgin” as defined by;

The Free Dictionary

1. A person who has not experienced sexual intercourse.
2. A chaste or unmarried woman; a maiden.
3. An unmarried woman who has taken religious vows of chastity.

Random House Dictionary

1. a person who has never had sexual intercourse.
2. an unmarried girl or woman.
3. Ecclesiastical. an unmarried, religious woman, esp. a saint.

Online Etymology Dictionary

c.1200, “unmarried or chaste woman noted for religious piety and having a position of reverence in the Church,” from O.Fr. virgine, from L. virginem (nom. virgo) “maiden, unwedded girl or woman,” also an adj., “fresh, unused,” probably related to virga “young shoot.” For sense evolution, cf. Gk. talis “a marriageable girl,” cognate with L. talea “rod, stick, bar.” Meaning “young woman in a state of inviolate chastity” is recorded from c.1310. Also applied since c.1330 to a chaste man. Meaning “naive or inexperienced person” is attested from 1953. The adj. is recorded from 1560 in the lit. sense; fig. sense of “pure, untainted” is attested from c.1300.


Virginity refers to the state of a person who has never engaged in sexual intercourse. There are cultural and religious traditions which place special value and significance on this state, especially in the case of unmarried females, associated with notions of personal purity, honor and worth. Like chastity, the concept of virginity has traditionally involved sexual abstinence before marriage, and then to engage in sexual acts only with the marriage partner.

Unlike the term premarital sex, which can refer to more than one occasion of sexual activity and can be judgment neutral, the concept of virginity usually involves moral or religious issues and can have consequences in terms of social status and in interpersonal relationships.

The term originally only referred to sexually inexperienced women, but has evolved to encompass a range of definitions, as found in traditional, modern, and ethical concepts.[1][2][3][4] Heterosexual individuals may or may not consider loss of virginity to occur only through penile-vaginal penetration,[1][3][4] while people of other sexual orientations may include oral sex, anal sex or mutual masturbation in their definitions of losing one’s virginity.[3][5][6] Further, whether a person can lose his or her virginity through rape is also subject to debate, with the belief that virginity can only be lost through consensual sex being prevalent in some studies.[2]

Feel free to comment on what you believe the terms mean, and how they apply to you or society. Please also feel free to throw in any information that I did not mention in regard to the term or words presented and how they may have changed over time.


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Q&A: Is Masturbation Bad?

Hi Kara Sutra

I’m a long time fan of yours and I’ve watched all of your videos. I was hoping you could answer some questions I had about masturbation because I have no clue what to think or if there are health ramifications. Plus I’ve always been told that its bad so I’ve never done it and I want to but I’m scared that it will make me a pervert. Is masturbation bad? Is it normal? Am I going to go to hell? If I do it does it mean that there is something wrong with me?

I hope you can answer my questions.



Thank you so much for watching and supporting what I do!!

As for the message, in a perfect world masturbation wouldn’t cause feelings of fear, shame, or guilt. It’s a very natural thing that most species do, and almost every person has done, sometimes without even knowing it.  I say this because even as babies and young children one of the first things we do is experience our body. We touch, squeeze, tickle, our hands venture to places that can cause enjoyment we don’t yet understand.

Unfortunately, most of the guilt or shame we feel from this touching comes from early childhood experiences brought on by another persons reaction to what we were doing. And that isn’t fair or healthy.

When children touch their genitals it’s usually not in a sexual way, but instead an attempt to explore out of sheer curiosity and wonder.  Very often they are immediately told to stop, that it’s ‘bad’, ‘dirty’, ‘wrong’, ‘gross’, ‘naughty’, and are shot scornful looks from whomever caught them.  Sometimes their hands are slapped away or they’re punished for it. All of these experiences shape what they think of their bodies, sexuality, and how they feel about themselves.

That being said, I want to let you know that there is nothing wrong with masturbating. There is nothing wrong with exploring your body and figuring out what you like. There is nothing wrong with being comfortable and confident in your sexuality. And there is nothing wrong with giving yourself an orgasm.

Contrary to any statements about masturbating being bad for you, there are quite a few positive benefits, including (but not limited to);

  • releasing tension
  • lowering stress levels
  • increasing the ability to have orgasms
  • helping to release endorphins that relieve pain
  • burning calories
  • it’s a natural sleep sedative
  • helping to keep the pelvic floor strong/healthy (potentially preventing urinary incontinence)

In ‘men’ it has be found to improve the immune system’s functioning, build resistance to prostate gland infection, and possibly even reduce the risk of developing prostate cancer. Not to mention the fact that it can help guys increase ejaculatory control and manage rapid or delayed ejaculation (basically put, through masturbation you can teach yourself to last longer).

In ‘women’, it’s great for combating pre-menstrual tension and other physical conditions associated with the menstrual cycle like cramps and backache. It can help prevent cervical infections and relieve urinary tract infections as well as generally help to gain confidence in our sexuality.

Aside from all those wonderful benefits, masturbating is a great way to learn about what you like and dislike when it comes to arousing yourself and achieving an orgasm.

You can fault me for this if you’d like, but you can’t blame your partner for not helping you achieve an orgasm if you don’t even know what it takes to get you there.  No matter your gender, learning about your body and how to bring excitement is your responsibility, so is telling your partner so that they can provide what you require –  the only way to learn is to do it yourself.

Regarding the two most asked questions, “how much is too much?” and “whats wrong with me? I don’t know how to stop!

So long as it’s not interfering with your daily activities, i.e. keeping you from hanging out with friends, making you late for work, is the only thing on your mind and the only thing you want to do day in and day out, you don’t really need to worry. The frequency of masturbation isn’t a problem unless it is linked with an obsessive compulsive disorder, where the same activity must be repeated over and over.

As for what’s considered “normal”: ‘normal’ ranges from several times per day, week or month, to never masturbating at all.  Since everyone is different what’s ‘normal’ for you may be very different from what’s ‘normal’ for someone else.

Finally, will you go to hell? That’s a whole other can of worms I’d rather not open. But as someone that doesn’t believe in a ‘punishing God’, I’d say no. If you’re religious, maybe reading the book Conversations With God would give you another perspective on things.

That’s pretty much it, hopefully it helped in some way.

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It’s Time… Black Friday 2014 Sex Toy Sales!

To make things a tad easier this year, and potentially save you some time, click the banners below to skip ahead to your preferred manufacturer or retail sale details. Or, if you’ve got some time to spare, feel free to scroll through everything. The list is long, and surprisingly detailed… that’s what you get when I spend 2 days jumping between sites, comparing prices, and doing my damnedest to help you save. Let’s just say I do it because I love you all.


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Black Friday 2014 Sex Toy Sales

Unless you live under a rock you’re probably very well aware of the fact that today is Black Friday… otherwise known as the-day-everyone-goes-bat-shit-crazy-trying-to-snag-stuff-at-rock-bottom-prices.

And sex toys are no exception. Every retailer or manufacturer has something going on, be it a discount on volume purchases, single item and bundled deals, or coupon codes to save on just about anything your vag or dick desires. Yeah, I went there.

Rather than leaving you to click around online in search of the best prices, I’ve conveniently listed all of the very best sales below. Consider this a token of my appreciation for your support over the years. That and a way of getting you to buy quality sex toys at a fraction of the cost, ’cause that’s just how I do.


SheVibe, one of the best sex toy retailers around, has tiered sales happening;

  • spend $75 or more and save 10% (use code ‘TURKEY10′)
  • spend $100 or more and save 15% (use code ‘TURKEY15′)
  • spend $125 or more and save 20% (use code ‘TURKEY20′)
  • *You also get free shipping if you spend $75 or more.

Not sure what to snag?

I’ve got a few ideas that’ll save you even more loot…

Combine the Lelo Adore Me Pleasure Set on sale for $89.99 (that’s $95 off the Lelo website) + JimmyJane Form 3 Vibrator on sale for $87 (reg $139 on JimmyJane website), then use code ‘TURKEY20′ at checkout to save an additional 20%, plus free shipping! Seriously guys, that deal is fucking ridic!

You could pair the definitive g-spot toy, Njoy Pure Wand for $99 (Njoy has it listed for $110) + Liberator Decor Throe for $89 (reg $120), or any of the Liberator Throes for that matter, + 4oz bottle of Sliquid H2O for $7.99, then use code ‘TURKEY20′ at checkout and save an additional 20%, plus free shipping! Honestly, if I could pick any combo of toys to give someone, this one would be it. If you’re a squirter you’ll thank me for this later. Promise.

If that doesn’t sound good, feel free to add some of these already reduced single items to your cart: Perk Dildo by Happy Valley ($20 off regular price before discounts), Fun Factory Curve Dildo ($20 off regular price before discounts), Fun Factory Cavalier butt toy ($23.60 off regular price before discounts), Rude Boy Prostate Massager ($35 off regular price before discounts), Spartacus Faux Fur Lined Ankle Restraints ($25 off regular price before discounts), and when you’ve hit the $75+ mark add your coupon codes to save even more.

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For my Canadian friends, PinkCherry, is knocking it out of the park this year! Use code ‘BLACK30′ when you’re checking out and you’ll save 30% on just about everything!

There are two sites to choose from, U.S. and Canadian, with the latter having quite a bit more to choose from brand wise, so I’m focusing my attention there. To be honest, the selection on both sites is pretty big, so I’m sure you’ll find something you fancy either way.

Here’s a few my favorite deals:

  • The coveted Njoy Fun Wand is only $47, (that’s $48 cheaper than the Njoy website). Prefer a plug? The Pure Plug 2.0 is only $61, (Njoy has it listed for $120). Just make sure to use the coupon code.
  • Originally listed around the $100 mark, the We-Vibe Thrill is only $18 (it’s also been discontinued so this may be your last chance to get one, no coupon needed).
  • Love G-spot stimulation? I’ve got the perfect silicone dildo for you, the Jopen Comet is only $40, everywhere else has it listed for around $75 (no coupon needed).
  • If you’ve always wanted a Fleshlight Mount, this is where you’ll find the best deals: On A Mission is only $91 (Fleshlight has it listed for $169), Top Dog is only $78 (Fleshlight has it listed for $114). Just remember to use the code.
  • Lelo’s Mona 2 is listed at $97 with the coupon, everywhere else has it sitting at well over $100.
  • Want something a bit more powerful? The famous Mystic Wand is only $42 (w/ coupon), that’s way cheaper than anywhere else!
  • Top brands Lelo, Liberator, Je Joue, Tantus, and many more are also 30% off with coupon code ‘BLACK30′.

If there’s a specific company you love, I suggest shopping the deals by manufacturers, it’s the easiest way to see what’s available.

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Vibrators.com doesn’t have as many quality products on sale as they did last year, but what they do have is beyond decent:

  • Lelo Induge Me Kit (included Noa waterproof, USB-rechargeable silicone couples vibrator with 6 modes, 100% Silk Blindfold, Tantra Feather Teaser, Gift Card, & Satin Storage Pouch) for only $99, Lelo currently has it listed for $205.
  • The Njoy Pure Wand is listed at $79, the cheapest I’ve seen it so far (Njoy website is $110, SheVibe has it for $99 + applicable discounts).
  • If you like the look of the Jopen Comet (listed above), but want something more, the Vibating Jopen Comet 2 is only $69.99, no coupon needed.

Don’t forget to check out their discount coupon page for free add-ons or coupon codes for free shipping.

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Finding good deals on LoveHoney isn’t that hard, it’s just a matter of looking in the right place… and knowing which ones are quality products.

Vixen Creations deals:

  • Get a gloriously pink squishy and supple Vixen Creations Raquel dildo for just $60 (everywhere else is $100+)
  • There’s also the sleek and thin, but equally as lovely, Leo for $60 (usually around $75).
  • If you prefer more realistic toys, you’ll probably love the 6″ and girthy Buck ($80), the 7.5″ and thick Maverick ($80), or my favourite, average sized – but perfect – Tex ($70). All of those are usually $95+ on other sites.

Tenga deals:

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Black Friday 2014 Sex Toy Sales: Manufacturers


Tantus, one of my absolute most favourite companies ever technically has four major sales going, plus a whole bunch of single items that have been discounted;

1.) Save 15% when you bundle “mens” toys with a lube

2.) The grab bag section has products that are heavily discounted, we’re talking excessive savings

3.) BLACK FRIDAY… there’s so much going on here I’m not going to write about it, the images below list everything you need to know. Can’t view them? Here’s their black Friday sale page

4.) 24hr flash sales, sign up for email alerts and from Nov 28 – Dec 1. you’ll receive a daily email listing one item that’s heavily discounted for that day only. Friday = Neo Plug for only $15.99, that’s 50% off! (SALE OVER!). Saturday = Acute dildo 50% off, only $20.99!

I highly suggest you take advantage while you can. Tantus toys are nothing short of impressive.

*Don’t forget, you get US free shipping with orders over $100+, international is free with orders $200+. If you still aren’t sure about Tantus I suggest you watch my Tantus Haul video.

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Fleshlight has a shit load of sales going right now! However, depending on where you’re located they are going to vary…


If you live in the U.S./EU you’ve got four options to choose from; 1.) Spend $90 and get one free 4oz Fire & Ice Lube Pack and a Shower Mount with Flight Adapter (total savings $53.90), 2.) Spend $150 get a free Launch Pad, plus Fire & Ice lube pack and Shower Mount with Flight Adapter (total savings $83.85), 3.) Buy 2 Fleshlight Girl sleeves, get one free (total savings vary), 4.) All Sex in A Can and Jacks Soda products are 50% off! (total savings $24.95, or buy two and it’s like you got one free!) You also get free shipping with orders $60+.

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If you live in Canada, spend $100 or more and you’ll receive 25% off + free shipping (total savings $45), spend $125 or more and get 25% off + free shipping + free 40z Fleshwash and Renew powder (total savings $65), or spend $200 or more and get 25% off + free shipping + free 40z Fleshwash and Renew powder + Fleshlight Pink Lady Vibro (includes mini-lotus sleeve, batteries/bullets, gun metal case – total savings $155!).

Speaking of Canadian deals, if you’ve always wanted a Fleshlight Mount, PinkCherry is where you’ll find the best deals so long as you use the coupon code ‘BLACK30′: On A Mission is only $91 (Fleshlight has it listed for $169), Top Dog is only $68 (Fleshlight has it listed for $114).

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I almost never buy anything through the JimmyJane website, prices are often substantially lower elsewhere. Black Friday however, is the one and only time I’ll make an exception. Also, shipping is only a flat $5.

  • One of my favourite all time clitoral vibes, Form 2, is on sale for $99, you likely won’t find it for cheaper than $145 anywhere else.
  • Another fantastic vibe, the Form 4 is also on for $99, other trusted sites have it listed for $145.
  • I haven’t had the chance to try the Form 6 yet, but I’ve heard very good things. Right now it’s listed for $119, usually retailes for $175.
  • When it comes to the combos, you’re better off buying the Joy To The Girl set separately through PinkCherry (use code ‘BLACK30′ for 30% off).
  • Having said that, you’re going to save $45 snagging 3 vibes in the Pleasure To The People set.
  • Although it’s not cheap, you’ll save a lot more with a complete set of 4 by going through JimmyJane vs other retailers.

There’s more sales, but the ones listed are the best I found when comparing prices. Feel fee to check them out for yourself on the Black Friday at JimmyJane sale page.

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I saved the best for last ’cause truthfully, it’s a fucking whopper! For the first time ever Lelo is letting anyone apply the 20% off discount code ‘BLACKF’ to EVERYTHING on the website…

THAT INCLUDES THEIR LUXE RANGE OF 24-KARAT GOLD AND STAINLESS STEEL PLEASURE OBJECTS. This is obscene… as in, it’s fucking unbelievable these things exist to begin with.

Of course I know there likely isn’t one person that’ll buy any of these, but I figured I’d toss them out there just for shits and giggles. YOLO, bitches.

  • The 24-karat gold vibrator, INEZ, regularly goes for $15,000 u.s. ($17,900 can.), add the discount code and you save $3,000 u.s ($3,580 can.)
  • Want a 24-karat vibe that’s smaller, and less expensive, the YVA regularly goes for $3,900 u.s. ($4,490 can.), add the discount and you save $780 u.s. ($898 can.)
  • Like the Ella g-spot dildo? Good. They’ve also got one in 24-karat gold… OLGA usually sets you back $3,490 u.s. ($3,990 can.), add the discount and you save $698 u.s. ($798 can.)
  • Then there’s EARL, a 24-karat gold prostate massager, regularly you’re looking at $2,590 u.s. ($2,990 can.), add the discount and you save $518 u.s. ($598 can.)

As for the rest of us (basically anyone that doesn’t have money to toss around on gold sex toys), here’s a few of my suggestions avoid the Ida (my review), and opt for the Tara. Definitely buy a Mona 2 or Mona Wave, they’re perfect for clitoral or g-spot stimulation (though they’re cheaper through SheVibe). Or, if you want something that will do both at the same time, snag an Ina 2, it’s what I’m asking for this Christmas. Oh, and you also get free international shipping.

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#FunFindFriday: Halloween Sex Toy Sales!

October 31st is finally upon us and with it comes some pretty sick Halloween sex toy sales!

I know most of you are probably busy panicking to find a last minute costume, putting the final touches on your party decor, getting the little ones ready for some trick or treating, or finalizing the list for your horror movie marathon, but do yourself one favor; take 10 minutes out of your day and snag a little treat of your own for later.

Below are the list of sales I know about, some popped up just for Halloween, others have been ongoing but could end at any time. Point being, take advantage while you can!


Tantus currently has two deals going on, you can get a Large Silk from their already heavily reduced grab bag section for around 80% off the regular price (was $54.79, now only $9.99), or you can snag yourself any other butt toys for 25% off with code ‘CHEEKY’. I’d highly suggest a Perfect Plug or Little Flirt for those of you new to anal play, a Perfect Plug Plus, Ryder, or Neo for those with some experience, if you prefer something larger a Buck or Ringo are the way to go, you want extreme? the new Amsterdam (lg) or Cowboy knock it out of the park.  Remember, if you spend $100 you get free shipping (U.S. only), spend $200 get free international shipping.


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I’m not exactly how long the Fleshlight sale is on for, but if you’re shopping the Continental U.S. site they’ve got a BOGO deal going on right now; buy ANY Fleshlight and you’ll get a free mystery sleeve. Pretty sweet considering you usually have to buy two sleeves to get one free! If you’re on the Canadian site you still get 15% off anything, just not the BOGO deal.

They’ve also got the Fleshlight Freaks on sale for both sites, with best deals on the combo packs. Sure, they’ll arrive after Halloween if you order now, but who’s to say they won’t still be fun? No one. So buy one.

*If you’re in the U.S. you also get free shipping with orders  $60+, Canadians get free shipping with orders $100+. Bullshit, I know.

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If you think the idea of putting glass toys in your bits ‘n pieces is a scary idea, you’re seriously missing out. It’s spooktacular! Ugh, sorry, I just had to get a few good puns in while the moment was upon me. Don’t worry, I’ll stop.

For a limited time you can get 40% off Fucking Sculptures high end glass toys. Let it be known, these aren’t just for sex, these are art. Stunning, splendid, totally body safe, works of art! All they had in stock last time I checked was the Corkscrew, so grab one at a discounted price before they’re all gone.

While supplies last you can also get 40% off select JimmyJane toys, specifically the Form 3 and Form 4. Both of them are great, so which ever one you choose I’m sure you’ll be more than satisfied.

That’s pretty much it for the sales! I hope whatever you do this Halloween you have a fantastic and safe time… as for me, I’ll be nursing day 6 of a wicked case of Strep throat while eating soup broth and watching horror movies until my eyes bleed. xo

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