The Worlds Most Expensive Sex Toys

Last night while searching online for new and innovative products, I happened to come across a few that took my breath away. Being that I see toys every day that isn’t something that happens often…

From toys plated in 14k gold to crystal encrusted vibrators, I just couldn’t believe my eyes. While they do serve the same functions as “regular” adult toys, it’s the appearance and price of these toys that makes them so astounding.

Jimmyjane Little Gold $325.00

Crafted of opulent 24K gold, the virtually silent Little Gold features one powerful speed that thrums at a low, rumbling frequency, and a slender profile that will take it anywhere you want it to go — and the motor is replaceable, making this a toy you will love and cherish for life.

The Jimmyjane line of sex toys is favored by the Hollywood crowd for good reason: impeccable crafting, luxury designs, waterproof fun and a quiet, replaceable motor.

Phallix Multi-Section G-spot $399.99

Solid Pyrex inside & out, the multi-colored glass g-spot shaft is constructed in 5 separate sections. 3D looking artwork runs seamlessly throughout the glass with an emphasis on both beauty and durability. Each Phallix glass product is hand crafted by artisans to not only be visually stunning, but also highly unique, so unique that no two are alike.

 Limited Ed. Rose Quartz CrystalShiri Zinn Rose Quartz Dildo £1,275

Shiri Zinn has designed a double-sided dildo made of solid crystal blue and black color glass encrusted with 60 Swarovski crystals.

This is a handcrafted piece stamped with limited edition number and has an artist’s signature. This sex toy also comes with an engraved sterling silver stand made by Monte Carlo Grand Prix trophy makers.

Earl by Lelo $2,590.00

Superior craftsmanship and a stylish control ring make this incomparable male stimulator a pleasure to hold, and a joy to release. Sculpted from Stainless Steel, the Earl offers discreet excitement and exceptional internal sensations.

Hygienic, stylish and ready for play. Earls smooth glossy finish is designed to reflect sheer luxury. With a ring for full control of the sensual experience, you should have no trouble enjoying this pleasure object. Use Earl as you wish, whether it be with a partner for added enjoyment or as a secret companion alone.

Lelo Yva $2,890

Yva is an elegant pleasure objet d’art, handcrafted in stainless steel or 18K gold-plate, with a deep and resonant vibe. The metal, luxurious and evocative against the naked skin, offers exciting prospects for users inclined to the sensual utilization of hot or cold.

A perfect accessory for that dressy but boring party, YVA is small, rechargeable and exceedingly quiet. Comes included with wooden gift box, universal charger, manual, satin pouch and a 1-year LELO warranty.


La Belle Epoque 18k Gold Cock Ring £4, 500

When Cock Rings are the order of the day, we at La Belle Époque are strongly of the belief that our exquisite Cock Rings are the cream of the crop.

La Belle Époque’s Cock Rings are the finest looking Gentleman’s Cock Rings the world has ever seen. Their design is above all others, a masterpiece of classical minimalism. Simplicity is what shines through. La Belle Époque’s precious SW3 is made of 18k pure gold, hand fashioned into the purest form of the Cock Ring.

Diamond Studded Silver Vibe $5,122.36

Created by Crowned Jewels Limited, this vibe is lavishly hand made from solid sterling silver and finished with encrusted diamonds. Being produced from precious metal not only enhances the luxury of these products but also gives them hypoallergenic status and makes them 95% recyclable.

This is the only product of its kind to have the purity of its materials certified with a hallmark from the London Assay Office. Diamonds truly are a girls best friend and one you won’t mind her sleeping with!

RealDoll Sex Dolls $5,999.00

RealDoll sex dolls could easily be called the Corvettes of the sex doll industry. With their life like poses, texture, choice in facial expressions, custom wigs, optional tan lines, varying breast size and 3 “usable” holes these dolls have pretty much anything a customer could want! To make it even better RealDoll now makes optional elf ears (we all have our own fantasies), eyebrow and eye upgrades, custom skin tones (even an Avatar one!) and a long anticipated Shemale doll! While the product may seem weird I can only assume it sure beats the sticky feel of the traditional vinyl blow up dolls.

Lelo Inez Vibrator $7,900.00

LELO, a Swedish based company, designs and manufactures the world’s best pleasure objects. All materials are always top-quality, with a no-expense-barred philosophy. The Inez is discreetly sized yet its ergonomic curves are lusciously coated in either 18k gold or stainless steel. These precious metals encourage you to explore your desires, inviting you to experiment with the heightened pleasures of temperature variance.

Victor Phantasm DildoVictor Phantasm 18kgoldvibe £35,500

The Victor Phantasm dildo is crafted from the very finest 142grams of 18 carat gold that money can buy. The Victor Phantasm like all the Victor models is a masterpiece of erotic design; the flowing curves of Phantasm’s undulating body perfectly capture the essence of feminine eroticism like never before. Phantasm is a pure and unadulterated celebration of human sensuality.

Adorned with 27 D/VVS diamonds with a total weight of 1.63 carats. The Victor Phantasm dildo is the ultimate erotic indulgence for a high society Lady looking to own the finest diamond studded sex toy. A diamond truly is a girl’s best friend, but with Phantasm to hand you get 27 best friends.

jetsetter-learjetJet Set w/ JimmyJane $35,000

This little diddy includes a private jet with 4 hours of flight time for you and up to 3 of your closest friends on an Embraer Phenom 100.  You also get a customized Zero Halliburton Flight Case containing a FORM 2, FORM 3, FORM 4, FORM 6 and LITTLE STEEL. Travel amenities include goodies from Sir Richard’s Condoms to a WINK Blindfold and Sleep Mask, everything you’ll need to arrive safely and well rested.
In-Flight Entertainment comes complete with Emmanuelle on screen (opening scene: she enjoys her own “in-flight entertainment”), and Treats! magazine, right where the SkyMall used to be.  Instead of an inflight meal you get peanuts and almonds, macadamias, pistachios, champagne and Gummy Bears. Also, a set of Jimmyjane Wings to commemorate your journey.

Colin Burn: $1,000,000 Vibe

As Colin Burn, himself puts it “A lavish vibrator cast in solid platinum, embellished with over 1,000 sparkling white diamonds, royal blue sapphires, lustrous South Sea pearls and the finest pink diamonds on the planet.” I think that says it all.

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