Rather than covering interesting sex toys I’d love to jam in my bits… I wouldn’t touch any of these with a ten foot pole, let alone put them in my vag. And if I had a penis, they might cause it to shrivel up and die. Which would be sad.
Just so we’re clear, there’s no real rhyme or reason for my doing this. Let’s just say I don’t want to be the only one with these horrors in my head.
Some Wednesdays I’ll post, some Wednesdays I wont. I’m not good with schedules. Sometimes they’ll be shitty concepts or ideas, tacky fundraising campaigns, new manufacturers I think are doing it wrong, or porn parodies (the bad ones). Other times the posts will cover things I found on a whim that made me want to stab myself in the eye with a fork (like our friend “Mr. Jack” pictured above left). But for the most part, they’ll be things in the sex toy world I think should be killed with fire, ’cause that’s just how I roll.
Unlike #FunFindFriday, where body safe, eco-friendly, and reputable companies are featured, this section will offer up the absolute worst of the worst be it material, design, concept, or means of use. We’re going dark, consider yourself warned.
Looking for something a little more interesting, lighthearted and fun? …you might like #FunFindFriday.
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Found something you think should be included in a future edition of #WTFWednesday? Feel free to get in contact via the form below. Just make sure to include a link to the website so I know what you’re referencing (not a spammy one, that’s not cool).