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News: Fleshlight Is Discontinuing Sex In A Can

Fan of the stuff Fleshlight does?

There’s some sad news you need to know; as of Aug. 29. 2014. Fleshlight is discontinuing Sex In A Can versions.

Why, you ask? I have no clue. I can only speculate they don’t sell as well as the company hoped, or they’re doing the whole ‘out with the old to make room for the new’ thing. Which is kinda exciting, if it is the case.

My point: if you wanted one but never got around to it, here’s your LAST CHANCE BEFORE THEY’RE GONE!

*Note: the above video was made with the original cans, they’ve since updated them to look like ‘real’ beer cans, a.k.a “Gold Label”. You can find them all below. Regularly they’re $55.95 each, but with the 25% off discount they’re only $48.95, a 3 pack will run you $131.95, saving you $36. Looking for other Fleshlight deals, find ’em here. While I’m at it, Jenna Haze has 2 new textured sleeves.

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Tantus Grab Bag Sale – 50% Off!

tantusgrabbagI don’t usually post sales directly to my site, instead reserving them for my sex toy sales page, but this was one I just couldn’t pass up!  From now until Wednesday May 28th 2014, you can get a staggering 50% off  during the Tantus grab bag sale.


All you need to do is head over to their Grab Bags page, pick the toy you want, enter code “ITSONUS” when you’re checking out, and BOOM! You just got some of the very best silicone sex toys at prices so low it’s almost like stealing.

So what’s the deal with the Grab Bags? they’re basically the same great products crafted from the same medical grade silicone, just mixed into a variety of shades you won’t find anywhere else… I’ve managed to get some absolutely stunning color mixes this way (one is blackish purple, with a midnight purple glittery sheen, another is a pearly pink with a sparkly effect).  Sadly I can’t tell you what color you’ll get, and you can’t pick and choose, but I can guarantee it’ll be way better than you expect.

Not sure what to grab? Maybe I can help…

If you want a non-intimidating butt plug grab a little flirt or small ripple for under $8.50.

Thinking something more along the lines of a dildo? Snag an Tantus Echo for under $16.50 or a Vamp for $8.50. Usually an Echo will go for $72 and a Vamp’s $48. Whoa. This is unheard of.

Still wondering what makes Tantus so great? Check my Tantus Toy Haul video, Find out why I love Tantus, or read one of my many reviews.

Decided which one you want? YAY! Just click the image below to go straight to sale page.

Echo Grab Bag

Echo Grab Bag

Tantus Echo Handle Grab Bag

Echo Handle Grab Bag

Leisure Grab Bag

Leisure Grab Bag

Lil Flirt Grab Bag

Lil Flirt Grab Bag

Protouch Grab Bag

Protouch Grab Bag

Ripple Grab Bag

Ripple Grab Bag

Ryder Grab Bag

Ryder Grab Bag

LG Silk Grab Bag

LG Silk Grab Bag

Vamp Grab Bag

Vamp Grab Bag


p.s. Last time Tantus did a grab bag sale they sold out. I’d highly suggest you get your orders in sooner than later, otherwise you may just miss out.

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I usually don’t create posts for deals and discounts, instead using my sale page as a means of keeping you up to date. But since it’s Black Friday, the day when everyone goes bat shit crazy trying to snag stuff at rock bottom prices, I figured I’d make an exception. Consider this a token of my undying love for all of you. That and a way of getting you to buy sex toys, ’cause that’s just how I do.

*I’ll be adding more sales as I become aware of them, so keep checking back until Cyber Monday.

Here’s all the sales, deals, or discounts I know about…


Okay, so this isn’t really a Black Friday sale since it’s been going on all month, but I love the company, products, and people behind it so much that I’m giving it one last little push. The truth is, I think everyone that’s sexually active (be it on your own or with a partner(s)) needs to own at least one thing Tantus makes, so do me a favor, I don’t care how much you spend, or what you buy, just SPOIL YOURSELF WITH SOMETHING. You’ve got until Sunday to save 30% off EVERYTHING they have online (just use code THEDIRTY30). If you still aren’t sure, I suggest you watch my Tantus Haul video, and read up on the company. They are nothing short of impressive.

Need some ideas? here’s few of my faves; Bend Over Beginner Kit, Neo Plug, Small Ripple, G-Spot Vibe, Cush 02 (my review), and the Tantus T-Rex (personally I couldn’t take it, but if you’re a ‘size queen’, you’ll LOVE. IT. my review).


In case you didn’t know, Fleshlight has a shit tonne of sales on for Black Friday! EVERYTHING THE SITE is at least 25% off, with select deals going all the way up to 35% off. Personally I’d suggest the Stamina Training Unit Kit, Stoya Pleasure Pack, or the Vibro Pack. PLUS, you get free shipping with orders over $100, add on a free Mr.Limpy with orders over $125, or add on a FREE SLEEVE with orders over $150. If those are all too expensive for you, there’s always the option of grabbing a Classic Pink Lady for under $50.

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Currently SheVibe has quite a few sales going on, the best being the ones I’ve provided images for below. They’ve also got $50 off the Mina Ola, the Classic Je Joue Mimi for $25 off, and the Aneros Evi for $20 off. You also get free shipping if you spend $75 or more.




You’ve got til Dec 2nd to save 25% SITEWIDE. That means just about EVERYTHING online is discounted, with no minimum purchase. They’ve got the new Limon Touch by Minna Life (reg. $119, now $89 w/ the 25% off), We-Vibe 4 (reg. $159, now $119 w/ 25% off – save $40), my original fave basic vibe the Butterfly Bliss (formerly, Butterfly Kiss) is not available in silicone (used to be TPR) for $21, a MustachiO vibrator… yes, it’s a vibrator that’s a wearable mustache, because why the fuck not?! for under $14, and the Stronic Drei Pulsator (reg. $199, now $149 w/ the 25% off – save $50). You also get free shipping w/ orders over $50 and a bunch of sample lubes to try out.

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Until Dec 2nd 2013 save 20% on all Lelo toys with code “luxury”, save 30% on a bunch of their best selling items, plus get FREE shipping on all orders $50+. *try using lowercase letters with the promo codes at checkout if you have issues.


blackfriday-Bathmate BathMate Penis Pump

I’m personally all about body pride, learning to work with what you’ve got, and not feeling inadequate when it comes to penis size… but I know there are many of you that just won’t be happy until you’ve tried a penis pump that actually does what it says. In my opinion, and those of the friends I’ve given one to, the Bathmate DOES in fact work. No, the results wont be permanent (which is the same for ANY PUMP), but they will remain so long as you use it regularly and follow the instructions to a t. So, if you’ve been looking for a good pump at a decent price, use code BATHMATE and get 30% off.  Curious as to how the Bathmate works? check out my videos of the original Hercules model, or the larger Bathmate Goliath.



As always, Black Friday at includes some pretty great deals; they’ve got the Tantus Raptor XL on sale for $44 (usually ranges from $70 – $90 depending on where you shop), the ENTIRE Ovo collection (T1 Lay On, L1 Love Balls, and F11 I have my eyes on you!), the new Vegan friendly, sugar, glycerin, petroleum, and paraben free flavored lubes by NaturLabs for under $12, and a bunch of other goodies! PLUS use code “FRIDAY” and take an additional 25% off EVERYTHING!


Staring at 8pm on American Thanksgiving, is offering special deals on some of their best selling items. The drastically reduced prices (30% – 80%) will be offered on Black Friday and again on Cyber Monday, for now the sales are identical but I’m sure they’ll change as items sell out. Also, don’t forget to check out their discount coupon page for added deals or coupon codes for free shipping.


Use code BLACKF and save 20% on EVERYTHING Lelo makes. My suggestion, avoid the Ida (my review), and opt for the Tara, or if you want something for dual stimulation snag an Ina 2, it’s what I’m asking for this Christmas.

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If you’ve been wanting a We-Vibe Tango (yes you have!), Tenga Fliphole, Beginner Bondage Kit, or a Lelo Mia 2, now would be a good time to hit up Lovehoney. They’ve got low stock, so check stuff out before it’s all gone!


Last by not least, if you want to help keep my reviews and videos going (yes, I’m getting on that asap!), shopping at my online store would certainly help. Not only are the prices discounted to start with, but if you spend $25 you’ll save $5 with code SAVE5, or spend $55 and you’ll save $10 with code BLACKFRIDAY, PLUS FREE SHIPPING (USA only).

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