Before I get into this System Jo Chocolate Delight lube review I just want to say how big a fan I am of System Jo products; they’re easy to use, don’t get sticky or tacky, maintain their consistency, don’t stain, have no after taste, are latex safe (great for use with condoms or dental dams) the flavors taste great, and best of all they are very affordable.
More than that, they’re one of the only flavored lubes containing glycerin (it’s one of the last ingredients) I’ve used without worrying about a yeast infection after. In fact, anything else I’ve tried has sent me to my local pharmacy in need of a box of Canesten. After lots of trial and error I’ve learned to stick with what I know. Tmi? Meh, whatever. Yeast infections happen.
This Lube Is Like A Box Of Chocolates!
A little while ago I wrote a review of the fantastic new fruity flavors System Jo sent my way. Included in that mix was their new Chocolate Delight flavor, one I had omitted as I felt it deserved a review of its own.
Like all of the other lubes System Jo makes the packaging is respectful, professional, mature and discreet. There’s nothing on it that’s too embarrassing and with 4 languages for directions it’s something almost anyone could use and not be confused by. The bottle itself is a sturdy plastic that’s slightly transparent, filled to the brim with fabulously flavored lube (some companies,not all) use colored bottles so you can’t see that it’s only 3/4 full.
As for the actual lube; its water based, clear, glides on smooth, has a slippery consistency and feels like silicone. It doesn’t get sticky or tacky, maintains its consistency, doesn’t stain, can be reactivated with water (if you find it’s not as slippery after a while), is latex compatible, has no after taste or artificial sweeteners, and feels amazing.
It’s a Delight!
If there is one dessert I love more than any other, it’s chocolate. I don’t think there is a day that goes by that I don’t have something chocolate. Fortunately for me System Jo’s Chocolate Delight lube tastes very, very much like chocolate. While there is a very small hint of something foreign (it is a lube after all) it’s still very sweet, slightly rich, surprisingly creamy, and mouth wateringly good.
Need something more specific? Think of the coldest day of winter, one that you spent outside stuck in a snow storm. Your hands are numb, your feet are soggy and wet, and your body has chills. Now imagine coming home, kicking off the shoes, wrapping up in a cozy blanket, and snuggling in with a nice hot chocolate topped with marshmallows. Your first sip is frothy, sweet, creamy, rich, luxurious, and delicios. That’s what I think of when I close my eyes and taste it; warm chocolaty goodness.
At the suggestion of a friend I’ve put it in coffee (a few drops), poured it on vanilla ice cream (about a teaspoon full), mixed it with plain yogurt (about a teaspoon), and added it to a chocolate martini. Every way I tried it was fantastic! I probably should’t be eating it like candy, but I curiosity often gets the best of me.
When it came to things I didn’t like about the product there wasn’t any. It might have been nice to have a pump top lid, or not had the tiniest taste of “lube”, but both of those issues are so minor it’s really not even worth making an issue of.
If you’ve tried other chocolate flavored lubes and been disappointed, or never tried them but would love to, I highly suggest getting yourself a bottle of the new System Jo Chocolate Delight for you and your lover to enjoy!
Trust me, you won’t be disappointed.