As I’m sure the majority of companies have made you painfully aware, Valentines Day is right around the corner. Unfortunately it’s become a holiday filled with bullshit beliefs that if you’re not part of a couple, you just don’t deserve to enjoy the day.
In my opinion, whether you’re splurging on a 2lb box of chocolate, indulging in a luxurious soak, curling up with a good book, heading out for a night on the town, or just chillin in your onsie while streaming your fave tv shows, this holiday is a perfect excuse to treat yo’ self to anything and everything your little heart desires… especially if that means buying some sex toys to enjoy anytime you want.
Thankfully I’m not the only one that thinks this way – in an attempt to help you have an amazing weekend filled with self pleasuring and love, no matter your relationship status, Tantus is having a flash sale where you can take a whopping 40% off everything they carry!
Yes, you read that right – 40% off EVERYTHING!
Vibrators Are On Sale Too!
I love the bullet compatible vibes Tantus makes, but I’d be lost without my Original Magic Wand (was $60, now $36). Those rumbly deep vibrations, the ergonomic design, simple two power settings, cushioned head, and ease of use, are things my body lusts after. In all honestly, there hasn’t been a time it’s failed to make me orgasm, and for that I’m forever thankful.
There’s also the rechargeable Magic Wand up for grabs (was $125, now $75), as well as the new Doxy Massager (was $130, now $78). I haven’t tried either of them yet, but I’ve heard from friends that they are both on par – if not better than the Original Magic Wand.
Tantus Haul Video Featuring My Favorite Tantus Toys!
*jump to 3:23 in the video to skip all my blabbing
If you’re not sure what to grab, I made a Tantus Haul video showcasing some of my fave products (above). It should give you a pretty good idea of the product sizes, colors, what they’re good for, and/or why I love them.
As for why you need some Tantus in your life: everything is crafted from body safe material (no worries about toxic chemicals), they don’t absorb bodily fluids, lube, or bacteria (unlike jelly, tpr, or tpe sex toys – which can never be fully sterilized), they’ll last a lifetime with a minimal amount of care (this is HUGE money saver in the long run!), most are harness compatible or safe for stuffing in yer butt, and most importantly, Tantus has some of the best customer service around!
For Those On A Tight Budget
If you want to save EVEN MORE, this sale lets you take another 40% off already reduced Tantus grab bags… with the discount nothing is over $23!
They’re the same great products crafted from the same premium grade silicone, just mixed into a variety of shades Tantus usually doesn’t carry… I’ve managed to get some absolutely stunning color mixes this way (one is blackish purple, with a midnight purple glittery sheen). Trust me, this is a fantastic way of snagging some quality sex toys at amazing prices.
Just head over to the grab bags page, pick the toys you want, enter code “LOVEYA” during check out, and BOOM! You just got some of the very best silicone sex toys at prices that are almost unheard of.
p.s. Last time Tantus did a grab bag sale they sold out. I highly suggest you get your orders in sooner than later, this isn’t something you want to miss out on!
Need Some Help Choosing Grab Bag Items?
When it comes to g-spot stimulation I love the Tantus Echo (reg. $40, now $24). The ripples along the shaft provide an amazing sensation during thrusting and the silicone is firm, while still retaining some flexibility, squish and give, making it comfortable but highly effective. If you like textures, g-spot stimulation, or something a little different I’d highly suggest an Echo.
My second favorite is the Vamp (reg. $29, now $17.40). It doesn’t offer as much g-spot stimulation as the Echo, but there is a ridge where the head meets the shaft that feels glorious during use. Also, the length and girth are perfect for those times I want something slightly larger without being overwhelmed by size. As for the silicone, it’s a bit more rigid than the Echo, but still supple and retains some squish and give. If you want a dildo that has subtle nuances rather than heavy texturing, but still manages to offer g-spot stimulation, I’d go for a Vamp.
Then there’s the Large Silk (reg. $33, now $19.80) which I covered in the Tantus Haul video above. Personally, I think the smooth seamless shaft makes this dildo perfect for deep and heavy thrusting. And although there isn’t much by way of sensation play, it glides effortlessly with a small amount of lube. It’s similar in size to the vamp, but way more flexible and not quite as heavy. If you don’t like g-spot stimulation and aren’t big on textures, but want a dildo that is fulfilling, you’ll definitely like the Large Silk.
When it comes to non-intimidating butt toys the little flirt (reg. $21, now $12.60 – pictured left), or small ripple (reg. $22, now $13), will do you just fine. Both are easy to insert and remove, have some flexibility making them very comfortable during use, the bases are flared so you don’t have to worry about them getting lost, and they really aren’t intimidating at all. When I first was introduced to butt play they were my go to. I’d highly suggest them to anyone getting started.
If you’re already well versed with putting things in yer butt and would prefer something a little larger, you’re going to want to grab a Ryder (reg $23, now $14.40, pictured right). It’s substantially less flexible than the lil flirt, but still has quite a bit of squish and give making it comfortable to insert, use, and remove. I don’t often venture away from my Ripple or Flirt, but when I do I opt for the Ryder (or Perfect Plug/Juice).
Regardless of what you choose I can promise each of the products listed above are amazing, I know because I own all of them.
So what are you waiting for! Head over to Tantus, find some toys you love, type in code “LOVEYA” at checkout, and snag some amazing for yourself… not just for Valentines Day, but any damn time you want! You’re worth it.
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