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It’s Time… Black Friday 2014 Sex Toy Sales!

To make things a tad easier this year, and potentially save you some time, click the banners below to skip ahead to your preferred manufacturer or retail sale details. Or, if you’ve got some time to spare, feel free to scroll through everything. The list is long, and surprisingly detailed… that’s what you get when I spend 2 days jumping between sites, comparing prices, and doing my damnedest to help you save. Let’s just say I do it because I love you all.


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Black Friday 2014 Sex Toy Sales

Unless you live under a rock you’re probably very well aware of the fact that today is Black Friday… otherwise known as the-day-everyone-goes-bat-shit-crazy-trying-to-snag-stuff-at-rock-bottom-prices.

And sex toys are no exception. Every retailer or manufacturer has something going on, be it a discount on volume purchases, single item and bundled deals, or coupon codes to save on just about anything your vag or dick desires. Yeah, I went there.

Rather than leaving you to click around online in search of the best prices, I’ve conveniently listed all of the very best sales below. Consider this a token of my appreciation for your support over the years. That and a way of getting you to buy quality sex toys at a fraction of the cost, ’cause that’s just how I do.


SheVibe, one of the best sex toy retailers around, has tiered sales happening;

  • spend $75 or more and save 10% (use code ‘TURKEY10′)
  • spend $100 or more and save 15% (use code ‘TURKEY15′)
  • spend $125 or more and save 20% (use code ‘TURKEY20′)
  • *You also get free shipping if you spend $75 or more.

Not sure what to snag?

I’ve got a few ideas that’ll save you even more loot…

Combine the Lelo Adore Me Pleasure Set on sale for $89.99 (that’s $95 off the Lelo website) + JimmyJane Form 3 Vibrator on sale for $87 (reg $139 on JimmyJane website), then use code ‘TURKEY20′ at checkout to save an additional 20%, plus free shipping! Seriously guys, that deal is fucking ridic!

You could pair the definitive g-spot toy, Njoy Pure Wand for $99 (Njoy has it listed for $110) + Liberator Decor Throe for $89 (reg $120), or any of the Liberator Throes for that matter, + 4oz bottle of Sliquid H2O for $7.99, then use code ‘TURKEY20′ at checkout and save an additional 20%, plus free shipping! Honestly, if I could pick any combo of toys to give someone, this one would be it. If you’re a squirter you’ll thank me for this later. Promise.

If that doesn’t sound good, feel free to add some of these already reduced single items to your cart: Perk Dildo by Happy Valley ($20 off regular price before discounts), Fun Factory Curve Dildo ($20 off regular price before discounts), Fun Factory Cavalier butt toy ($23.60 off regular price before discounts), Rude Boy Prostate Massager ($35 off regular price before discounts), Spartacus Faux Fur Lined Ankle Restraints ($25 off regular price before discounts), and when you’ve hit the $75+ mark add your coupon codes to save even more.

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SheVibe Black Friday Sale


For my Canadian friends, PinkCherry, is knocking it out of the park this year! Use code ‘BLACK30′ when you’re checking out and you’ll save 30% on just about everything!

There are two sites to choose from, U.S. and Canadian, with the latter having quite a bit more to choose from brand wise, so I’m focusing my attention there. To be honest, the selection on both sites is pretty big, so I’m sure you’ll find something you fancy either way.

Here’s a few my favorite deals:

  • The coveted Njoy Fun Wand is only $47, (that’s $48 cheaper than the Njoy website). Prefer a plug? The Pure Plug 2.0 is only $61, (Njoy has it listed for $120). Just make sure to use the coupon code.
  • Originally listed around the $100 mark, the We-Vibe Thrill is only $18 (it’s also been discontinued so this may be your last chance to get one, no coupon needed).
  • Love G-spot stimulation? I’ve got the perfect silicone dildo for you, the Jopen Comet is only $40, everywhere else has it listed for around $75 (no coupon needed).
  • If you’ve always wanted a Fleshlight Mount, this is where you’ll find the best deals: On A Mission is only $91 (Fleshlight has it listed for $169), Top Dog is only $78 (Fleshlight has it listed for $114). Just remember to use the code.
  • Lelo’s Mona 2 is listed at $97 with the coupon, everywhere else has it sitting at well over $100.
  • Want something a bit more powerful? The famous Mystic Wand is only $42 (w/ coupon), that’s way cheaper than anywhere else!
  • Top brands Lelo, Liberator, Je Joue, Tantus, and many more are also 30% off with coupon code ‘BLACK30′.

If there’s a specific company you love, I suggest shopping the deals by manufacturers, it’s the easiest way to see what’s available.

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PinkCherry Sex Toys doesn’t have as many quality products on sale as they did last year, but what they do have is beyond decent:

  • Lelo Induge Me Kit (included Noa waterproof, USB-rechargeable silicone couples vibrator with 6 modes, 100% Silk Blindfold, Tantra Feather Teaser, Gift Card, & Satin Storage Pouch) for only $99, Lelo currently has it listed for $205.
  • The Njoy Pure Wand is listed at $79, the cheapest I’ve seen it so far (Njoy website is $110, SheVibe has it for $99 + applicable discounts).
  • If you like the look of the Jopen Comet (listed above), but want something more, the Vibating Jopen Comet 2 is only $69.99, no coupon needed.

Don’t forget to check out their discount coupon page for free add-ons or coupon codes for free shipping.

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Finding good deals on LoveHoney isn’t that hard, it’s just a matter of looking in the right place… and knowing which ones are quality products.

Vixen Creations deals:

  • Get a gloriously pink squishy and supple Vixen Creations Raquel dildo for just $60 (everywhere else is $100+)
  • There’s also the sleek and thin, but equally as lovely, Leo for $60 (usually around $75).
  • If you prefer more realistic toys, you’ll probably love the 6″ and girthy Buck ($80), the 7.5″ and thick Maverick ($80), or my favourite, average sized – but perfect – Tex ($70). All of those are usually $95+ on other sites.

Tenga deals:

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Black Friday 2014 Sex Toy Sales: Manufacturers


Tantus, one of my absolute most favourite companies ever technically has four major sales going, plus a whole bunch of single items that have been discounted;

1.) Save 15% when you bundle “mens” toys with a lube

2.) The grab bag section has products that are heavily discounted, we’re talking excessive savings

3.) BLACK FRIDAY… there’s so much going on here I’m not going to write about it, the images below list everything you need to know. Can’t view them? Here’s their black Friday sale page

4.) 24hr flash sales, sign up for email alerts and from Nov 28 – Dec 1. you’ll receive a daily email listing one item that’s heavily discounted for that day only. Friday = Neo Plug for only $15.99, that’s 50% off! (SALE OVER!). Saturday = Acute dildo 50% off, only $20.99!

I highly suggest you take advantage while you can. Tantus toys are nothing short of impressive.

*Don’t forget, you get US free shipping with orders over $100+, international is free with orders $200+. If you still aren’t sure about Tantus I suggest you watch my Tantus Haul video.

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Fleshlight has a shit load of sales going right now! However, depending on where you’re located they are going to vary…


If you live in the U.S./EU you’ve got four options to choose from; 1.) Spend $90 and get one free 4oz Fire & Ice Lube Pack and a Shower Mount with Flight Adapter (total savings $53.90), 2.) Spend $150 get a free Launch Pad, plus Fire & Ice lube pack and Shower Mount with Flight Adapter (total savings $83.85), 3.) Buy 2 Fleshlight Girl sleeves, get one free (total savings vary), 4.) All Sex in A Can and Jacks Soda products are 50% off! (total savings $24.95, or buy two and it’s like you got one free!) You also get free shipping with orders $60+.

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If you live in Canada, spend $100 or more and you’ll receive 25% off + free shipping (total savings $45), spend $125 or more and get 25% off + free shipping + free 40z Fleshwash and Renew powder (total savings $65), or spend $200 or more and get 25% off + free shipping + free 40z Fleshwash and Renew powder + Fleshlight Pink Lady Vibro (includes mini-lotus sleeve, batteries/bullets, gun metal case – total savings $155!).

Speaking of Canadian deals, if you’ve always wanted a Fleshlight Mount, PinkCherry is where you’ll find the best deals so long as you use the coupon code ‘BLACK30′: On A Mission is only $91 (Fleshlight has it listed for $169), Top Dog is only $68 (Fleshlight has it listed for $114).

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I almost never buy anything through the JimmyJane website, prices are often substantially lower elsewhere. Black Friday however, is the one and only time I’ll make an exception. Also, shipping is only a flat $5.

  • One of my favourite all time clitoral vibes, Form 2, is on sale for $99, you likely won’t find it for cheaper than $145 anywhere else.
  • Another fantastic vibe, the Form 4 is also on for $99, other trusted sites have it listed for $145.
  • I haven’t had the chance to try the Form 6 yet, but I’ve heard very good things. Right now it’s listed for $119, usually retailes for $175.
  • When it comes to the combos, you’re better off buying the Joy To The Girl set separately through PinkCherry (use code ‘BLACK30′ for 30% off).
  • Having said that, you’re going to save $45 snagging 3 vibes in the Pleasure To The People set.
  • Although it’s not cheap, you’ll save a lot more with a complete set of 4 by going through JimmyJane vs other retailers.

There’s more sales, but the ones listed are the best I found when comparing prices. Feel fee to check them out for yourself on the Black Friday at JimmyJane sale page.

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I saved the best for last ’cause truthfully, it’s a fucking whopper! For the first time ever Lelo is letting anyone apply the 20% off discount code ‘BLACKF’ to EVERYTHING on the website…

THAT INCLUDES THEIR LUXE RANGE OF 24-KARAT GOLD AND STAINLESS STEEL PLEASURE OBJECTS. This is obscene… as in, it’s fucking unbelievable these things exist to begin with.

Of course I know there likely isn’t one person that’ll buy any of these, but I figured I’d toss them out there just for shits and giggles. YOLO, bitches.

  • The 24-karat gold vibrator, INEZ, regularly goes for $15,000 u.s. ($17,900 can.), add the discount code and you save $3,000 u.s ($3,580 can.)
  • Want a 24-karat vibe that’s smaller, and less expensive, the YVA regularly goes for $3,900 u.s. ($4,490 can.), add the discount and you save $780 u.s. ($898 can.)
  • Like the Ella g-spot dildo? Good. They’ve also got one in 24-karat gold… OLGA usually sets you back $3,490 u.s. ($3,990 can.), add the discount and you save $698 u.s. ($798 can.)
  • Then there’s EARL, a 24-karat gold prostate massager, regularly you’re looking at $2,590 u.s. ($2,990 can.), add the discount and you save $518 u.s. ($598 can.)

As for the rest of us (basically anyone that doesn’t have money to toss around on gold sex toys), here’s a few of my suggestions avoid the Ida (my review), and opt for the Tara. Definitely buy a Mona 2 or Mona Wave, they’re perfect for clitoral or g-spot stimulation (though they’re cheaper through SheVibe). Or, if you want something that will do both at the same time, snag an Ina 2, it’s what I’m asking for this Christmas. Oh, and you also get free international shipping.

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#FunFindFriday: Hole Punch Toys

I really do hate to admit it, but after 8+ years of working in the industry I’ve started to grow bored with the vast majority of non-vibrating sex toys on the market.

That isn’t to say I think everything is bland, just that many of the highly accessible and heavily advertised ones are surprisingly uninspiring; there’s little attention paid to originality, the color choices are lackluster, there’s no freedom of artistic expression, and damn near all of them have no kick or imagination.

Talent. I’ve been missing talentcreativity… and vision.

Of course there are companies like Babes ‘N Horny, BS Is Nice, Whipspider Rubberworks, Vixen Creations,Vibeology, NobEssence, Divine Interventions, Bad Dragon, Fun Factory, Tantus, and Crystal Delights keeping it real and fresh, but in an industry that’s slowly starting to recognize and embrace smaller companies, there’s definitely room for more.


Enter this weeks #FunFindFriday: Hole Punch Toys, the designer behind some seriously fun and colorful artisanal small batch silicone sex toys, molded and poured by hand, one by one, in an art studio in St. Paul, Minnesota.

From playful radishes to carrot butt plugs, ice cream cones, stunning blue rockets, tri-colored popsicles, and a sleek blacked-out Nun, Hole Punch Toys has most of the bases covered when it comes to mixing art and pleasure.

The uniqueness doesn’t end there, unlike large volume manufactures each is made to order, and details like color are subject to the creators whim at the time of pouring. If he’s in a translucent grass-green mood, that is what you’ll get. Hunter green today? There you go. I have to admit, judging by this misfit box of toys or these white chocolate lookalikes, I’d be more than happy to get something completely my own.

Have an idea for a toy you’d like made? You’ve come to the right place, Bespoke toys are something they do. Just get in contact with a brief description of your idea, and if it’s something that can be done they’ll gladly work with you to make it happen. It’ll probably cost you a pretty penny, but there are times when it’s worth it. This is one of them.

Needing to know more I went right to the source, asking the creator if he’d answer a bunch of questions about Hole Punch Toys, the concept behind the designs, how the toys are made, etc. and he very graciously obliged. Big thanks to Colin for taking time out of his busy schedule, I totally appreciate it.

rocketholepunch1.) Who is Hole Punch Toys?

Hole Punch Toys are an extension of Hole Punch Studio, which is an arbitrary name assigned, for beuroctaric and advertising reasons, to the art I produce. I, being me, Colin. Primarily visual art, both two and three dimentiomal, audio visual, or in this case, silicone. I create one hundred percent of the material associated with Hole Punch Toys, with the exception of some borrowed imagery used in digital assemblages for labels and such.

2.) What motivated you to create Hole Punch Toys?

The same thing that motivates any creative endeavor I think. The challenge of bringing something that exist in your imagination into physical being. The process of making.  I suppose having sex toys in my head to begin with is telling of something, but I’ll leave that for another discussion.

hole punch radish3.) What sets Hole Punch Toys apart from other manufacturers?

It depends. If you are asking about the business as an entity, I would say that the main difference is in production capability.  This is a one person operation. I pour and package each piece to order in my free time which means each piece is approached as a singular object, made from a singular batch of silicone and tinted individually. That could all change of course, but for now, that is how it is.

If you are asking about the toys themselves, I DO NOT differentiate them from other silicone toys of this nature.

I think there is room for as many designs in this world as there are minds and the bodies attached to them. Not everything is for everybody. If someone likes what I make,  that’s fantastic. If not, that’s great also. Although it will hurt me deeply and might make me cry.

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It is pretty plain to see my designs don’t come from a very high minded place.  Although I have appreciation for so called “fine art”,  I seem to have been impacted most deeply by the images and symbology of pop culture, from Saturday morning cartoons and comics to advertising imagery and the beauty of everyday objects.

All my art seems to be an effort to break down images and forms into their simplest components, which works well in designing insertables, where detail and complex shapes are not optimal. It suits my style, if I could be bold enough to think I have one.

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#FunFindFriday: Halloween Sex Toy Sales!

October 31st is finally upon us and with it comes some pretty sick Halloween sex toy sales!

I know most of you are probably busy panicking to find a last minute costume, putting the final touches on your party decor, getting the little ones ready for some trick or treating, or finalizing the list for your horror movie marathon, but do yourself one favor; take 10 minutes out of your day and snag a little treat of your own for later.

Below are the list of sales I know about, some popped up just for Halloween, others have been ongoing but could end at any time. Point being, take advantage while you can!


Tantus currently has two deals going on, you can get a Large Silk from their already heavily reduced grab bag section for around 80% off the regular price (was $54.79, now only $9.99), or you can snag yourself any other butt toys for 25% off with code ‘CHEEKY’. I’d highly suggest a Perfect Plug or Little Flirt for those of you new to anal play, a Perfect Plug Plus, Ryder, or Neo for those with some experience, if you prefer something larger a Buck or Ringo are the way to go, you want extreme? the new Amsterdam (lg) or Cowboy knock it out of the park.  Remember, if you spend $100 you get free shipping (U.S. only), spend $200 get free international shipping.


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I’m not exactly how long the Fleshlight sale is on for, but if you’re shopping the Continental U.S. site they’ve got a BOGO deal going on right now; buy ANY Fleshlight and you’ll get a free mystery sleeve. Pretty sweet considering you usually have to buy two sleeves to get one free! If you’re on the Canadian site you still get 15% off anything, just not the BOGO deal.

They’ve also got the Fleshlight Freaks on sale for both sites, with best deals on the combo packs. Sure, they’ll arrive after Halloween if you order now, but who’s to say they won’t still be fun? No one. So buy one.

*If you’re in the U.S. you also get free shipping with orders  $60+, Canadians get free shipping with orders $100+. Bullshit, I know.

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Dracula Fleshlight Combo Deal


If you think the idea of putting glass toys in your bits ‘n pieces is a scary idea, you’re seriously missing out. It’s spooktacular! Ugh, sorry, I just had to get a few good puns in while the moment was upon me. Don’t worry, I’ll stop.

For a limited time you can get 40% off Fucking Sculptures high end glass toys. Let it be known, these aren’t just for sex, these are art. Stunning, splendid, totally body safe, works of art! All they had in stock last time I checked was the Corkscrew, so grab one at a discounted price before they’re all gone.

While supplies last you can also get 40% off select JimmyJane toys, specifically the Form 3 and Form 4. Both of them are great, so which ever one you choose I’m sure you’ll be more than satisfied.

That’s pretty much it for the sales! I hope whatever you do this Halloween you have a fantastic and safe time… as for me, I’ll be nursing day 6 of a wicked case of Strep throat while eating soup broth and watching horror movies until my eyes bleed. xo

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