Breaking Dawn Inspired Giveaway!

I’m going to admit something I never thought I’d have to publicly: I’m a huge fan of the Twilight series. The kind of fan that has a countdown to Breaking Dawn on her sidebar. Yes, I’m that lame. Now whether it’s because of the cheesy yet romantic storyline, hilariously over acted tearing off of shirts, amazing digitally created Werewolves, never before seen sun sparkly Vampires or teen angst filled scenes that can only be found in the 80’s movies  John Hughes crafted, I have no clue. I just know that I’m drawn to them like a moth to a flame. A perverted, dreamy eyed, wants to mount a vampire and still-believes-in-fairy-tales kind of moth.

*For the record I can see how silly the movies are and how predictable, over acted or overdone the plot line is, but I still love them. It’s my one fault.

So, with the release of the most sexually charged movie in the Twilight series (Breaking Dawn) being only 11 days away, I figured it was a perfect opportunity to hold a sex toy giveaway – one featuring some potentially creepy, scary or horrifyingly marvelous Vampire and Werewolf inspired sex toys!

The following packages are up for grabs

  • 1 Succu Dry Fleshlight, 4 oz bottle of Fleshlube, 3 condoms (various types), 15% off coupon to an online sexual wellness store, 30 minutes of free porn valid at Hot Movies For Her.

*Succu Dry and Fleshlube courtesy of Fleshlight.

  • 1 Count Cockula, 4 oz bottle of O’My Natural lubricant, 3 condoms (various types), 15% off coupon to an online sexual wellness store, 30 minutes of free porn valid at Hot Movies For Her.

*Count Cockula courtesy of Fleshlight.

  • 1 Tantus Vamp Dildo (it sparkles like Edward!!), 2.5 oz tube of Lelo Personal Moisturizer, 3 condoms (various types), 15% off coupon to an online sexual wellness store, 30 minutes of free porn valid at Hot Movies For Her

*Vamp courtesy of Tantus

  • 1 Fleshligh Drac dildo, 2.5 oz bottle of System Jo H2O, 3 condoms (various types), 15% off coupon to an online sexual wellness store, 30 minutes of free porn valid at Hot Movies For Her.

*Drac Dildo courtesy of SheVibe

  • 1 Small David The Werewolf dildo, 4oz bottle of O’My Natural lubricant, 3 condoms (various types), 15% off coupon to an online sexual wellness store, 30 minutes of free porn valid at Hot Movies For Her.

*David The Werewolf courtesy of Bad Dragon.

  • 1 Death By Orgasm – Werewolf Silver, 2.5 oz bottle of System Jo H2O, 3 condoms (various types), 15% off coupon to an online wellness store, 30 minutes of free porn valid at Hot Movies For Her.

*Death By Orgasm and all other additional offerings courtesy of Sex Ed 102 w/ Kara_Sutra

Of course I know there are many of you that don’t like Twilight, many who would much rather suffer some form of serious pain than watch any of the movies, so for you I have this to offer…

Eric Skarsgard, Stephen Moyer, Deborah Ann Wool, Kristin Bauer (the Vampires) or  Joe Manganiello (the Werewolf) from True Bloood, Kate Beckinsale,  Rhona Mitra (lady vamps) or Michael Sheen (Werewolf “Lucien”) from the Underworld movies, Sybil Danning as the Queen Werewolf ‘Stirba’ in Howling II, Ethan Hawke in Daybreakers, Aliyah as Akasha in Queen Of The Damned, Wesley Snipes or Stephen Dorf in Blade, Kiefer Sutherland in The Lost Boys, Taylor Kinney and Michael Trevino in The Vampire Diaries, Salma Hayek as Santanico Pandemonium in From Dusk Till Dawn, Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt and Antonio Bandares in Interview With A Vampire, Michael J. Fox or Justin Bateman in Teen Wolf (part 1 and 2 respectively) – Need I say more?

If you want a chance to win simply head over to my facebook page and follow the Breaking Dawn Inspired Giveaway Instructions to track your entries.

Good Luck!!

p.s. You can bet your sweet ass I did this to coincide w/ the full moon~!
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