With sex toys coming in the shape of rubber duckies, red apples, lint rollers (yes, I did say lint rollers), Japanese Kokeshi Dancers, neon pink popsicles, and retro rockets, it was only a matter of time before our growing fascination with cupcakes crossed into the market, infiltrating with a dose of super cute sweetness that’s hard to resist.
Yes, I’m sure there will be many that balk at the concept, it’s a cupcake vibrator for crying out loud! …but as a girl who absolutely adores jamming anything out of the ordinary against her bits (my reviews being perfect evidence of that), these are right up my alley. Pun intended.
Regarding the finer details; it’s crafted out of smooth and supple silicone that’s latex and phthalate free, is push button activated via a small button located on the bottom, boasts of two speeds and three pulsation patterns for those that like variety, and is manufactured by Shiri Zinn, a designer who’s collection of limited edition sexy goodies leaves me almost speechless.
As for the bad, it’s not rechargeable, though the inclusion of 2 AAA batteries helps a bit, and since I haven’t tried it yet, I have no idea about the power of the vibrations… if they’re strong I can see this being much more than a novelty, otherwise it may up being relegated to something you buy simply for the discretion and aesthetics it offers. Also, I’d assume with the way its made there will be drag on the skin.
All things considered, including every random thing I’ve crammed inside me
in the name of ‘science’ of course, I can’t help but think my collection is deserving of one of these, even if it’s just so I can say I have one. Yes, my cooch is just that superficial.
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